Nooooo....this shows two thoroughly competent boys, one clueless Barbie who laughs off the idea that she might be the one to do the actual programming of her game, and one (presumably) competent woman who barely makes an appearance. If you think "2 boys, 2 girls" is simple math, in this case, you're the one who needs…

See, I would have written And a Shiny New Rear. Which is why I don't have my own talk show.

I bet those penguins did not give their seal of approval.

John Oliver, take it away.

Aw, gee! Thanks!

More Moscow Mules.

Not using it with your pals and using it to be honest with yourself are two diff things. I literally gave my therapist the same excuse and he told me this metaphor, which is useful, and also just proves that I have the right therapist:

So. I am here to give an update about what happened last week when I fled from my emotionally abusive boyfriend. I've been posting about trying to get out of this relationship for a while but had been very very stuck do to being very very poor and very alone in a new city and not being able to afford a place of my own…

Do you only make $6200 a year? Sorry :(

How's the weather up there on your high horse, friend?

I am not smart enough to understand it. But I am smart enough to fear it.

Ah yes, one of the classic blunders, along with getting involved in a land war in Asia and going against a Sicilian when death is on the line.

Help! I Just Found Out that My Financial Advisor Eats Conventional Vegetables!

Squee! I love Eddie Izzard.

Hands up: who skipped the video and went right to the comments?

I think the message behind "All About the Base" is that the only good body is Meghan Trainor's body.

Katy Perry should buy a new arse.

I've never even heard of him until this post, so.

Pretty sure she was making a joke there.