Statistics.

1996 - 1978 = 18.

riding the horses to the bathroom never occurred to me, but now I have a new dream. Especially since I spend most of my time around the house naked anyway. I'm going to lady Godiva that shit

Ah. We have 3 adopted kids and 2 1/2 adopted cats. Well, it is a full cat, but it is not traditionally adopted through a rescue. It is a cat that just showed up at our house one day, so not purchased or gifted, but not really adopted either.

Kids. But animals are cool too. We have five of those so I think we are done with pets until the mass die off begins (did not think of that when acquiring multiple pets of similar ages).

How is any cat getting the adequate car it needs?

Exactly. No matter what kind of money these people are pulling in, there's no way they could afford the two vehicles per cat suggested by veterinarians.

I was recently introduced to the wonder that is TJ Maxx and yeah, don't care. I got some sexy-ass work dresses and everyone compliments me on them so JOKE'S ON YOU, SNOBS.

Is TJ Maxx gauche? Who am I kidding, I don't give a shit. I love TJs.

I am just shocked (shocked, I say!) that a company whose stock in trade is objectification of women's bodies and that has been a major driver of the female bodily ideal that is porn-meets-catwalk would have thought up such a campaign as well as such an idiotic replacement for it. Shocked!

Your tombstone?

Yeah. And if you must make a public statement, you can say "I love my son, I choose to believe my son is innocent, and I will continue to offer him moral and monetary support. I wish no ill will towards these women, they should be treated with respect, and I hope we can find a way to reach a fair judgement and move…

"You are going to give me some sex…or you're a** is going to jail."

I thought the same thing. Those beady little vacant eyes are way too close together, and everything about him screams, "that boy's not right."

I read this and I knew you were comin', guns blazin'.

This is me at work. I went around yelling stuff like "I feel pretty!" and "I'm the hero that Gotham needs, but not the one they are completely comfortable with".

I think that colloquially, a lot of people think of "rape" as P-in-V sex without consent, and that anything else falls under the more vague umbrella of "sexual assault."

We have Assault, Sexual Assault and Consent laws not "rape" law. So the definition could be a bit different. It falls under Assault first:

The Canadian Criminal Code considers any unwanted sexual touching to be sexual assault. Degrees of seriousness depend on use of weapon and/or force.

It is but you'll have a damn hard time convincing a prosecutor to go forward with the case—that's if you can even get a cop to bother taking a report.