See, I may be into kinky stuff from time to time, but I refuse to be treated like a product.

I read that as "chimp diet". And spent way too much time wondering what evolutionary buffoonery brought chickens and chimpanzees together in the foodchain.

Not unless i get it first. Signed a pathologist.

Yeah, I wouldn't direct my ire at the actresses either. Be angry with the culture that makes people feel that way not the people who cave, for fairly legitimate fears.

It'll be super-funny when I stab him in the eye.

This is why everyone is afraid of older women. We get to the point where we DNGAF anymore.

The older I get the more absolutely fucking angry douche bags like this make me. This joke, not funny. His schtick, not funny. The fact that the majority of the time, I will be viewed as the one without a sense of humor for not finding any of this bullshit funny, not fucking funny.

Fruit flies are the worst, but I get perverse pleasure out of trapping them. We will not be beaten by the insects!

Protip: do not date one year olds.

Going up, my parents were were divorced and never communicated directly. I got bounced back and forth between them a lot. Always based on what my mom needed. Fuck my social life or grades or stability. If being a parent started to get too hard, she'd ship me off to live with my grandmother or father. She'd get lonely,…

The specific thing you are culpable for is viewing someone's naked body without their consent.

By viewing the naked images without the consent of the person pictured, you are violating their privacy. The people who stole and published these photos are more culpable for this violation than people like you, but you are culpable in it all the same.

How come trolls are never in the greys? Is that what it takes to be in the black? Have I been doing it all wrong all this time?

I don't think he's pining for someone he loved when he was 14 I think he's really pining for the last time he was anything approaching relevant.

My brother just this last week was talking about trying to meet new ladies and said, "Sometimes I see a pretty girl on the street and I think about talking to her, but then I don't because all my friends that are girls have told me they hate that and don't feel safe." My heart grew three sizes.

This, exactly. I know myself that I'm in no way a potential rapist, but I also know that if you stand me beside an actual rapist, you will not be able to tell the difference.

TODAY I FOUND OUT THAT I AM GOING TO BE AN AUNT!!! Allll the feeeeels

Yeah, I agree. Her old face had more animation and movement in it before. The lips, to be fair, were the result of old plastic surgery and so "fixing" them might actually be bringing her back to what they were before (except they still look kind of plastic).

Can we make it look like the cake is screaming while I cut into it?

there is an article I read titled something like "no your princess is not in this castle" or something like that, that touches on some of the topics you do here specifically towards misogyny in the geek community, you should look into it! I'll link if I can find it!