You know what else is lonely? Being so stressed about paying your bills that your anxiety goes through the roof and you don't have friends because you are a walking stressball.

As a social worker, FUCK THESE GUYS.

I wish they would shut up. The family members of his victims already got the message loud and clear that their loved ones’ lives matter less than this kid’s comfort. Now two years later this stupid family is rubbing their noses in it. Lock them up, shut them up.

I don't think you understood what I was saying. The previous comment was saying who would object to being in bed with Tim Curry. The actor is Tim Curry. And I'm saying that the person who doesn't want to have sex with Tim Curry would object, and her implication is that no such person exists. That is suggesting there…

Cool.

Yup. We had a tradition of watching it every Halloween in high school for our thespian club party, and I didn't pick up on it. Tried to watch it for the first time since then this past Halloween and couldn't make it past that scene.

That sounds a lot like the argument people make when an athlete is accused of rape. They can get any girl they want! Assuming that everyone wants a particular person is dangerous, as it communicates the elimantation of requiring consent. Athletes can rape, and so can popular actors.

When Dr. Frank N Furter pretends to be their respective partners to trick them into sex, and Janet says no and he has sex with her anyway?

Are they taking out the rape stuff? Because it would be a delight to be able to watch it again without having to ignore those terrible bits.

NO. NO WAY IS THIS TRUE.

I'd like to offer a delicious and beautiful proverbial cupcake to Anna, because the comments on articles addressing gun issues are gross.

Remember Sweet Caroline? When Puck was singing to his future daughter?

Probably possessed sock puppet found in your great aunt’s attic Donald Trump.

Eat the damn sandwiches. If you get your food from reputable sources, you're likely fine. There was a listeria outbreak with cantaloupe in my last pregnancy, so nothing is 100% risk free.

Folks, I just endured two full days of witnessing my brother feed his kids only soda and chips, ignore them like whoa and then wonder incredulously why their 2 and 4 year olds don’t talk yet, and then found out from the six year old that he stays home and watches his little brothers while his mom leaves to do stuff.

You sound like my soul mate.

Sure. And I’M the bad mom for not doing any of this crap.

I'm going to need all the folks criticizing the time it takes to pee to accurately label a clinical diagram of female genitalia— until then, sit down.

Agreed. Every time they post something that could remotely be a Squee post, I get excited and then saddened when I remember that Mark couldn't possibly have written it.

This was exactly my thought. Let it exemplify how out of touch Candace is.