“You are the fattest person I’ve ever had the misfortune of meeting.” -Mom

It absolutely blows my mind that he tells his story, and so many others share their stories, and we still have so many effing people who respond with, “Nah. Not a thing.”

There is no honor there.

Omg I googled it WHY. WHY DID I GOOGLE IT.

I might be living in a bubble, but I cannot wrap my head around why anyone wouldn't be #teamMark.

Am I the only one who finds Andy Richter’s joke really unfunny?

99% of the time, I cannot stand Palin. But this is actually a much nicer thing than I would do if someone tweeted that at me.

Although your comment was pretty great just now. So conflicted!

My heart aches for Danica Dillon preemptively for all the godly defenses and holier-than-thou attacks she's going to get from all the Duggar-Defenders.

I hope your transition is as smooth as possible, and that bigger and better things come your way. Your ability to provide a voice for those who don't typically get a platform in a way that is entertaining and accessible is so important.

Problem with healthcare, with the disappearing middle class, unsubsidized child care which can lead to compromises for something you can afford...

My two year old agrees with you 100%.

She is one of those artists that I hope to hear nothing terrible about.

I will definitely file that away for when my kid is older and make sure his teachers are recognized in high school.

My kid (kindergartner) actually went to school today with a picture he drew for his teacher, and wrote on the back, “Dear Ms. ____, I love you so much. Written by (kid’s name).” He dictated the note for me so I could write it on another piece of paper and he copied it.

Can you write one of these about gifts for your kids’ teachers? I looked into it and turns out, they don't want another coffee mug/bottle of lotion/candle/something apple themed.

Burning things in a controlled setting.

I make a date with my treadmill after the youngest is in bed. I also give myself permission to let the kids get more screen time if I'm at my wits end, because I figure more PBSKids is better than having a mom screaming her head off.

In a world where folks have mastered using religion to justify the most horrific of things, let's stop pretending that's a get-out-of-jail-free card, mmmmmkay?

You are good people.