Can I get a female exemption on my taxes? If the government doesn't care about my wellbeing because vagina, then I shouldn't have to pay as much into it.

That’s so true. It is so awful that 1: people have to risk their lives and 2: that advocating for themselves means people will want to hurt them.

Truth: one of the Iron Men in this photo is actually my kid. See if you can tell which one.

I would genuinely fear for BLM’s safety at a republican event.

Hugs. It is terrible when the societal mirror tells us our worth has diminished. You are a warrior to go through all of that, and to have the courage to explore your vulnerability on top of that is incredible.

I hope there is a special heaping of karma for all the “alleged” abusers in the world who hold all the cards and never admit to the pain they've caused.

Oh, FridayFriday, I am so, so glad you listened to your gut.

You're a lot less likely to get free beer at the end of a race, but it is hard to beat the views

Utah! I'm doing an all downhill full in June. Come run with me!

Imagine the reaction if he had a #ifthatisokaywithyouofcourse in there. That would be endearing.

Word. If it has “towel” in the name, I'm putting my wet paws all over them.

Yes! What's scarier than when your mascara runs? God bless you for your shared dad humor.

No! I really want to do a Rock n Roll half because I hear they're a lot of fun. This one is The Haunted Half done in Utah.

That's hardcore!

You are seriously overestimating my crafting ability, and I love you for it.

Bonus points if you strap a very confused baby on trying to suckle.

I picked the costume based on how easy it would be to run in. This one is just like a sleeveless sack with a hood on it. It helps that the half is entirely downhill, and I didn't train to PR.

I think the ladies of The View should stick to costuming instead of talking.

Dressing as a giant bumble bee for my half marathon tomorrow. I really wanted to be a tube of mascara, but turns out no one makes that costume, and I'm not crafty.

One of dozens!