My kids went to an egg hunt that involved collecting empty eggs to exchange for candy. My three year old opened each egg to see if the loot was worthy of picking up, and upon discovering the lack of contents, put each egg back. It was a very abstract concept to explain to a toddler.

Sorry, errrrybody. You're already eating bugs if you are eating any ground up grains (see: flour). There's a a certain percentage of bug bits they can't exceed, but if they're below the mark, you're eating all the creepy crawly things.

I think there is a misunderstanding here. I'm not saying "they" in reference to any judicial system. I'm referring to rape apologists— the folks who seem to come out of the woodwork when a sexual assault happens to explain why the victim deserved it based on what she was wearing/drinking/doing.

Why oh why was 1997 more progressive than 2015?

I know that it's possible they'll figure out a way to blame the nun for this happening to her, but I'm going to cling to the very tiny shred of hope that maybe this will make all the victim blamers pause.

True story: if you laid Kim's lashes end to end, you could circle the Earth seventeen times.

They did this to the gal from My Big Fat Greek Wedding too, didn't they?

AUGHHHHH! You are PERFECTION.

I don't do heels. I live my life in sweats. But I want Solange's shoes HARD.

Also wore a bob with nothing but a veil and loved it. You looked radiant, and you and husband look so happy! I hope that continues through to now!

I grew up on the Peanut Butter Patties and Carmel Delights. So... I have to keep referring back to know what you're talking about.

Follow My Heart, I think.

True story: I saw "punjammies" in the ad and got really excited because I thought they were pajamas with puns written on them. So disappointed when this was not the case.

You're right— can't clap with one hand. In order to rape, you need a rapist (check) and a victim (check). You do understand the definition of "victim," correct?

Damned if you do, damned if you don't.

It's a best case scenario for the right. Hot button issue that doesn't cost money to strongly support? Perfect. If you had to increase taxes to get rid of abortion clinics, we likely wouldn't hear about it as much.

Fun fact: it's pedophilia if it's a prepubescent, and just less specifically awful if it's a minor who has evidently gone through puberty.

So how much funding is there for the counter-counterterrorism employees?

Get it!

That is awful. Absolutely awful.