Oh fuck off. You’re the one arguing we should take money out of the commonweal that could allow the government to increase service and give it to autistic libertarian nerds in Silicon Valley.

Meanwhile, the money that would’ve been spent paying for public transit goes toward a corporation, starving the commonweal and harming the government’s ability to better their own public services.

Tell this to the elderly and the mobility-challenged, who are more likely to use public transit.

I agree. City services should be boosted to meet the demand. I say the government nationalize Lyft and Uber and integrate their services into the public infrastructure.

No, public transit in SF is very good, especially the buses. You sound like a weirdo gentrifier who hates the idea of sitting next to poor people who can’t afford smartphones.

I suspect this is why the Mets, who are just off Long Island Sound, enjoy cooler temperatures than the Yankees. The Hudson is definitely warmer than the sound.

Better advice: get rid of your lawn entirely, and xeriscape it.

None of them.

Run!

video games are dumb and esports aren’t real sports. go for a run, you fucking nerd.

Is this really that outrageous? Are you so lazy you can’t fucking pay attention to your kids and make sure they’re not turning their brains into gelatin?

Be a better parent.

How fucking hard is this? If you don’t want your kids to get wrapped up in some ridiculous toy fad, don’t park your kids in front of YouTube or kids’ television. Pay attention to them, pay attention to what they’re watching. Consider that maybe plunking your kid’s brain and eyes in front of constant visual stimulation…

Also, remove all the words and the silhouette and add a picture of a cool looking dog. Suddenly it’s a much better shirt.

32% of Californian voters chose to jump off the pier.

It really did feel like experimentation.

Ridiculous. E-sports involve no athletic achievement. Zitty dorks burning out their retinas in between sessions of honking off into a sock isn’t “sports.”

And ESPN coverage just means “there are advertising dollars to be made from doing this.” Not a sport. No athletic investment whatsoever. Calling it “e-sports” doesn’t make “playing video games” a sport.

It is not a sport, unless you think Candy Land and Chutes and Ladders are sports.

I flew JetBlue the other day, and one of their movies was the (very bad) Keeping Up with the Joneses. Isla Fisher wears a fairly low-cut dress that accents her boobs throughout basically the final third of the movie, and whoever censored the movie for JetBlue saw fit to place a low-grade oval-shaped blur over her…