Meanwhile, the Spurs are all

You’re a terrible human being if you feel this way, and you will continue to lose forever unless you can listen and understand why people don’t like centrist-neoliberal politics.

Your sister seems like a better human being than you. Her response isn’t to crawl up her own ass and laugh sociopathically at very real human beings who are going to die because they’re going to lost their health benefits because they believed the skilled con-man who told them their concerns about America’s decline…

This is sociopathic thinking, and your inability to sympathize with your ideological opponent is why Trump won.

As a Giants fan, it pains me to admit that I am jealous of the Dodgers and every other team that has a cool Japanese pitcher. : (

Ehhh postseason pitcher management is kind of a skill unto itself. Very few managers get enough experience in the postseason to really develop this skill, which is why certain managers who excel at it really excel at it (Francona, Bochy).

She looks less like a cat and more like a Cat.

Oh hell yeah baby here’s a Maleficent trailer featuring a haunting, slowed-down Lana del Rey cover of “Once Upon a Dream”

I think the Indians have to remain the favorites in the AL, especially with Brantley, Carrasco, and Salazar back at full health.

And DC just lost Melancon to the Giants. Washington cannot catch a fucking break.  

Will Clark :(

The difference being that Taxi Driver, a film that’s very conscientious and thoughtful about the toll of human exploitation, doesn’t depict Jodie Foster in the nude, and every scene in which she attempts to come onto an adult customer is played for horror. Scorsese and screenwriter Paul Schrader make a point of…

Yeah, fuck using time-tested aesthetic principles to creating worthwhile spaces people want to spend time in, right? Stupid environmentalists, with their desire to create public spaces that are worth experiencing.

It’s a gigantic fucking white aluminum wall that blocks visibility and light to the neighbors. If I put up a 15-foot-high 25-foot-long white wall immediately alongside the front yard of your house, you’d probably be pretty pissed too.

Homie, no one is saying he doesn’t have the right to do this.

This used to exist, but a major Trump supporter financed a lawsuit to have it shut down, so...

The problem is, the actual touch-screen systems used in a lot of states are THE CHEAPEST POSSIBLE because it would be awful for the government to waste money on touch-screen technology comparable to that used by banks. Poorly calibrated touch-screens often have a difficult time correctly mapping to the on-screen…

Maybe he did, maybe he didn’t.

I went to high school with this guy. Nobody I know is surprised this happened — we all knew he was an asshole/sociopath. What’s surprising to us is just how bad the psych evals for SAPD must be that he was able to become a police officer in the first place.

Yeah, I thought they were trying to shove a banana into a hard-boiled egg and couldn’t figure out the rationale.