You just know Trump is fuming at his placement in the 2017 G20 class photo.

Nice

I do think it is a truly plain good thing. I don’t feel cynically about what he did—he has a long history of philanthropy—and I am especially grateful that he’s been proactive and gone abroad to represent the vast majority of Americans who are against withdrawal.

It’s good to see at least one rich asshole isn’t just Putin on airs.

This absolutely does not make up for Chris Cornell.

So now Chuck Johnson is taking a shit on the floor of the White House?

One day, the kids will see the movie and ask, “Did it really happen like that?” And we will shake our heads sadly and explain that, no, it was so much stupider.

Hillary: I take full responsibility for the mistakes my campaign made. Also, there were external forces that shifted the final vote.

I’m only disappointed to hear that the star goes some periods of time without being vandalized.

I imagine future Archaeologists will point to a layer of rock and say, “That is the Brownback Event.”

As a Kansan I am both laughing and crying at that statement

It’s Kansas so it could just as easily been a thriving metropolis 6 years ago before Sam Brownback was elected governor.

Little orange jumper

In other news, the Dems way over-performed in the special election down in a blood-red Kansas district, tonight, losing by single digits. Let me say this again: A seat that went to Trump by almost 30 points a few months ago was nearly won by a civil rights lawyer. No one expected it to be this close, and it bodes very…

informed industry colleagues of the pending closure of the 18-year-old agency

Dumb fucks.

We have Trump because America has a bunch of racist assholes who are willing to screw themselves over economically just to fuck over people of color? Yeah, that sounds right.

as a trained allergist, you’d think he’d spend a little less time on the senate floor and a little more time trying to figure out why women’s reproductive rights make him so sick.