I’m only disappointed to hear that the star goes some periods of time without being vandalized.

I imagine future Archaeologists will point to a layer of rock and say, “That is the Brownback Event.”

As a Kansan I am both laughing and crying at that statement

It’s Kansas so it could just as easily been a thriving metropolis 6 years ago before Sam Brownback was elected governor.

Little orange jumper

In other news, the Dems way over-performed in the special election down in a blood-red Kansas district, tonight, losing by single digits. Let me say this again: A seat that went to Trump by almost 30 points a few months ago was nearly won by a civil rights lawyer. No one expected it to be this close, and it bodes very…

informed industry colleagues of the pending closure of the 18-year-old agency

Dumb fucks.

We have Trump because America has a bunch of racist assholes who are willing to screw themselves over economically just to fuck over people of color? Yeah, that sounds right.

as a trained allergist, you’d think he’d spend a little less time on the senate floor and a little more time trying to figure out why women’s reproductive rights make him so sick.

For some reason I read that title and thought recipes for said brains would be included. I mainly associate that show with food. Like, eating is a big part of it. I’m not a zombie.

The pitch will go 6 feet towards 3rd base.

Disgusted looks on their faces from having to deal with yet another alien invasion.

An anecdote of why you can’t run government like a business. As told by Jamie Vollmer:

Putting everything aside, hatred of Trump, etc., this statement just bothers me to the core:

Huh. I didn’t know that about the song. Granted, every time it played on the radio I would turn it off.

Well, the Chelsea did live in the WH when Bill was president. /s

Well, Michael...er Ivanka, does need to be groomed to take over the family olive oil... er help trump with his presidential duties.

White Nationalism. (Basic Bitch edition.)