Cholera isn’t currently a thing, but let’s not pretend it can’t happen.

I wouldn’t wish a dead dog on my worst enemy, and that includes Mike Pence. I’m glad his furbabybeagle had a long life and, unlike American women, was probably treated very respectfully by Pence.

Poor puppy.

So weird—I heard she’ll be 45 in January.

lock him up! lock him up!

“This isn’t exactly new territory for Indians fans, many of whom are eager to point out that the logo isn’t actually racist because it wasn’t meant to be racist, or that Chief Wahoo is fine because he reminds them of watching baseball with their dads, or that they heard Native Americans have other shit to worry…

Let’s zoom in a little bit....wait...WHAT IS THAT!?!?!

I think the most obvious way to “enhance” a photo of Cruz would be to remove him from it

I saw the title and smiled.
I saw the author and started laughing.
Then I saw the pictures and was revulsed.

sometimes she’s horny. that’s three. three dimensions.

She fucking killed that debate and I am drunk and a nasty woman and also i love bad hombres and fuck him and i ate a burrito and several cookies and maybe like a whole bottle of whine or wine or shit or omg i need to go to bed even on the west coast i am a mess omg i hate trump o hope he dies ifn a fire

Ohio has early voting. I only live 3 miles from the County Board of Elections, so I voted in person last Wednesday

I wanted to post this in response to another commenter, but I cannot find her. Please Jezebel write about / post this somewhere! ❤️

Rand Paul is a sexist, so no, Ron Swanson wouldn’t vote for him.

Pretty sure they already dislike Jews.

Ellie, who is this person? Is he your Dad?

I wished for an October Surprise. This is like a month of Halloween. Like, after a few days, it’s not fun, anymore. You ate all your good candy, you have a stomach ache, you have to figure out what to do with the shitty candy, and your parents won’t let you take off your costume or wash off the day’s old makeup.

“Schilling starts out by proclaiming that it’s totally normal for adults to remark on the physical appearance of their friends’ kids”