Dude. I am going to reply to you exactly once, and I’m doing it in the place that will bring as few as possible of your creepy-ass obsessive posts about this into the black.

I really think people should stop criticizing Sam Smith for what was a simple and understandable slip of the tongue. And I can say that with a little bit of gravitas as the first openly gay man on the internet.

Come on now, it’s clear he’s very concerned with negatively representing groups of people of whom he only knows the scantest details. It’s a matter of prudence; he’s running for president after all, and wouldn’t want to say something uncouth.

game warden hilariously, and in a cartoonishly sexist manner, questions Poehler and Jones’ characters about a shooting mishap and advises them that they’re “hysterical.

smh you are a cruz shill in disguise aren’t you

Your insistence on properly identifying parts of speech is what’s keeping us from the revolution

The slash literally no one wanted.

This is so silly. No one would ever buy this because Ted Cruz is a really likable guy!

If you’re an Ohioan like me, you hate him even more.

You should ask your daughter to examine the genitals of every other female in the bathroom, then, just to be sure that she is not in the presence of the trans-people. I mean, if you’re going to take the time to be outraged and care that much that there are people whose gender is not the same as what they were…

You are pathetic. You are a shitty parent. You are what’s wrong with this country.

Do we think the young Bernie bros killed Scalia and/or made up global warming and/or made up the holocaust? All three? It's all three.

Did anyone else think he was taking a big toke off a little joint in that picture at first glance?

Ben Carson IS Jon Snow.

When he did that DC special for Dawn of Justice and Suicide Squad, DC gifted him Harley Quinn’s baseball bat from the film.

I hope he doesn’t drop out anytime soon. Now that Trump has somewhat reeled in the crazy and Carson is about to drop out any day, we don’t have a lot of people who will bring the funny anymore.

I’m a litigator. Sometimes I’ll do oral argument before the Court and think, “shit, that felt like rambling. I bet I sounded so dumb. I must do better next time.” And then I get the transcript back and I’ve spoken eloquently throughout it. Comparatively, I imagine Palin is like “nailed it” after a speech and then…

I have done Bernie Sanders the favor of hiding any Bernie Bros in my facebook or twitter so that I can make reasonable decisions about the election without feeling like I want to punch Bernie supporters* straight in the taint.