What can you really say about The Shadow? They didn’t really give him much to work with.

Is this Deadspin now? I don’t understand all of this sports lingo.

That’s not how you spell microphallus.

Dr. David Barton, one of the most brilliant and respected historians working today, says that Rome fell because of rampant sexual promiscuity and homosexuality. Is this what your podcast is about?

Maybe a Rick Santorum-style compromise is in order, where instead of burial or cremation, the fetus is placed in a jar and passed around the family?

I think we should be as compassionate as Donald Trump when we deport this illegal. Trump says we shouldn’t break up families with deportations and should just deport the whole family, citizens and undocumented alike, to keep them together.

Don’t confuse the Satanic Temple with those weirdo cultists in the Church of Satan, don’t confuse the CoS with those phony trolls in the ST, and don’t get me started on those splitters in the League of Lucifer!

“Trump” is already a verb with several meanings. In Britain, it means fart. I guess we could use it like “fuck” and “dude”, which have nearly endless meanings depending on tone and context.

Ashley Judd’s breasts probably saw right through Trump.

Is “The Project on Fair Representation” behind this lawsuit?

I wonder if this teacher has the same lawyers. Fisher’s case, like the case that gutted the VRA, was brought by this wealthy racist asshole who travels the country and searches for proxies to use and undermine the advances of the civil rights movement.

Huh. Breitbart ends their interviews with Trump and his campaign surrogates with the same question. Perhaps you guys aren’t so different after all...

Misogynystic, racist, homophobic, and ignorant fucks like you were going to vote Trump before he selected the bigoted idiot Pence. Don’t pretend otherwise.

That’s Hillary Clinton for you, always thinking with her Virgina.

R U Up? You won’t be after Tim Kaine is announzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

He had a fantastic appearance on Louie a few years ago.

This is much better trolling. You’ll totally get some takers with the casual racism and BroBait.

2000 is also the year Pence proposed diverting HIV/AIDS prevention funding from any group that doesn’t condemn LGBT people and giving it to “Pray Away the Gay therapy”. He seems nice.

Donald Trump is a gentleman and a scholar. His hands are huge and his hair is very real and normal. He has a healthy attitude towards his daughter, Ivanka.

Yes, the irony is so incredible that one might think it was intentionally so. I made it very earnest-seeming, but the giveaway is supposed to be the multisyllabic and correctly-spelled words.