There were many Hillary supporters who said the same thing about Obama getting the nomination, and Obama did under-perform in some very white, rural Democratic areas, but it wasn’t a major factor. A few months of Trump as the nominee and almost every Bern victim will vote for the only rational choice.

Jay Johnston, of Mr. Show, the Sarah Silverman Program, Bob’s Burgers, and many other great programs. He is a big name in the improv world, and came out of the Chicago scene at the same time as Poehler.

Gah! I’m sorry, that is horrible. She should go to the local media and make the asshole cops that ignored her famous and maybe pursue legal action. The police won’t do anything about it without outside pressure, but a local news station might do a story.

Yeah, I’m pretty amazing.

I’m actually watching a rerun of Parks & Rec right now, and, as a man, there is probably no show that I love more. In fact, I can trace the moment that I decided I really love the show to when a game warden hilariously, and in a cartoonishly sexist manner, questions Poehler and Jones’ characters about a shooting…

Nina has been supporting Bernie for a long time. She’s a campaign surrogate.

Or that failed idealist Barack Obama.

Obama supports body cams for police, so Congress would never indirectly give him what he wants with a blanket camera requirement for everyone.

Sandwiches. Having good sandwiches is helpful for a people. The United States lacks some of the vital ‘S’s, but with our diversity and immigrant culture, we have many different and great sammies.

Socialism, Sodomy, and Secularism: Bernie 2016!

Under a Sanders administration, the poor, dumb intern that handles the Bernie campaign tweets would have been able to attend a public college for free and would be able to appease all Semantic Judgement Warriors on this site.

Despite wanting to dismantle Social Security and Medicare for decades, Republicans have been very hesitant to directly challenge these programs because they fear one of the most vital of voting blocs: seniors. I look forward to the day when women are seen as a bloc of voters you don’t want to fuck with and assholes…

Hillary supporters=Hitler supporters

Yeah, sorry, there has been some weird Kinja malfunction or something. Please disregard. I’ll try and figure out what happened when I am not on my tiny phone.

Okay, so we’re playing a game where come up with the stupidest, most unhinged possible responses to each other? You are winning so far, but I’ll give it a shot:

So you acknowledge that Sanders has extensive experience and knows how to work with congress and get legislation passed, unlike Clinton? Very big of you.

The CBC PAC, which is partially funded by shady groups, not the CBC itself. Of course, most members of the CBC support her, which is something her campaign should be proud of.

If she knows foreign policy so well, why did she do such a bad job? Her militarism has helped kill hundreds of thousands of people. Obama and Clinton have helped destabilize the Middle East and fueled a never-ending bloody civil war in Syria. Libya could join them anytime.

With an avowed racist and vulgar clown who can’t stop talking about his boner for his daughter as the GOP nominee, who knows what a nationalized election will look like I'm six months. Trump could be like an anchor, his least favorite kind of baby, sinking Republican candidates across the country.