Trump’s yooooge and strong and classy threat to murder every man, woman, and child in the general vicinity of suspected terrorists will end terrorism overnight once he’s elected, so it won’t come up.

The list of people Donald Trump spews incoherent vitriol at through his ugly asshole mouth is constantly expanding, like the universe itself. A few weeks ago, you could have said at least he hasn’t mocked the disabled, but here we are.

Ted Cruz and the other obnoxiously Christian candidates have spoken out against LGBTQ rights and open service in the military, though most avoid explicitly calling for DADT to be reinstated because it is such an unpopular position amongst normal people.

I would suggest someone ask the candidates and politicians who want to re-impose the ban on open military service why they think Maj. Adrianna Vorderbruggen’s service is not as valid as her straight peers.

RIP Joel McHale

Good beer?!

Michele Bachmann and her husband, Marcus, began their obviously very passionate and sexual relationship while working on the presidential campaign of Jimmy Carter. Hopefully this couple will have a similarly long and transformative marriage.

Captain Janeway was almost my First Lady. One of my first votes was for her husband...

That’s Representative Susan DeLemus.

If Bernie loses, he’ll support the eventual Democratic nominee. Meanwhile, having a serious progressive challenge is forcing Hillary Clinton, a pretty lousy campaigner, to be stronger and more progressive and substantive in her policy proposals. What is the downside here? Do you just hate democracy or do you just not…

Your analysis is dumb. There is nothing defensive about that.

You should probably delete your account and go into hiding after this humiliation.

“Even I think Texas wingnuts are crazy assholes.”

I’d point out the hypocrisy of this considering Santorum’s response to Obama’s plan to increase men’s access to community college and trade schools, but why bother? I only remember this frothy asshole is running when he says something stupid enough to get a mocking post on Jezebel or Wonkette.

This is Jezebel, not Deadspin.

He could be a plant for Ted Cruz so that grotesque creature looks almost electable compared to Trump, all while riling up and organizing the Orangeshirts.

Standing in solidarity with the people of Paris and their fellow musicians and bringing EODM onstage to help with the healing process. What jerks.

At least Adam Scott is awesome.

The difference is that the Bushes have been devolving, from Prescott to George H.W. to Dubya to Jeb!!!!!, they’ve been getting dumber/more right-wing. By the time George P. Bush runs for president, he’ll be espousing geocentrism and his platform will be bringing back slavery.

General Leia.