The early stages of delirium tremens, I’m sure; no disrespect intended.

Bigots do not tend to excel at self-awareness. Kim Davis thinks she’s a freedom fighter for denying people equal protection under the law. Ben Carson thinks Muslims are too religious and homophobic.

If the United States had been occupied by the Nazis, we’d probably have a different approach to free speech. I prefer the American system, but I don’t presume to judge our European friends on this.

Those facts just get in the way of September’s racism/xenophobia/Islamophobia, so they’ll be ignored.

You’re a bigot. You and Ben Carson should get married and then fuck off forever.

Do you always side with neo-Nazis?

If it helps stifle the giggling, Mrs. Wangsness is dead.

Yes, I’m sorry. I should have responded to your endorsement of the theory that a 14-year-old boy and his family conspired with CAIR, the Muslim civil rights group, to trick Irving, Texas authorities into acting like paranoid bigots in order to shame Americans into no longer being vigilant against terrorism so that…

Her Majesty probably would say the same thing as the rest of us: “Holy fuckballs, Black Mirror is real!?!?”

Bill Maher admits he’s an entertainer sometimes, but sometimes he plays a heroic, self-important martyr like Kim Davis. When he took “je suis Charlie” too seriously and personally and claimed people calling him an islamaphobic jackass were on the side of the terrorists is when I gave up on that tiny man.

<i>No it’s really not stupid, but rather insightful.</i>

I ate a medicinal brownie a few nights ago and I definitely felt violent ideation. I was watching the GOP debate and wanted to punch Jake Tapper and everyone at CNN in the face for their gruesome abortion of a journalistic endeavor, but it was a Fiorinaesque fantasy that had no bearing on reality, so I think cannabis…

John Boehner crying? Unpossible.

Don’t forget anti-vaccination, depending on her audience.

The Bridge is a fantastic and important film. If you don’t buy it, at least go and rent it from your local library.

The Bridge is a fantastic and important film. If you don’t buy it, at least go and rent it from your local library.

SodaStream profits from racist colonialism in the illegally-occupied West Bank, so don’t buy their products unless you like drinking the carbonated tears of Palestinian children.

SodaStream profits from racist colonialism in the illegally-occupied West Bank, so don’t buy their products unless…

Garak and Bashir were totally gay for each other on DS9. The actors were disappointed they couldn’t make it explicit. If Gene Roddenberry had lived a little longer, he’d have gotten some explicitly LGBT characters in there, but unfortunately his successors were not as strident as he was.

Speaking of divorce, do you think that private citizen/employee of a competing company/victim of blackmail you guys outed is going to be able to salvage his marriage? We’ll see! Good luck on destroying that guy and his entire family, Jezebel and Gawker Media. You’re really standing up for ethics in personal sex lives…

You need to draw a distinction between your opinions and statements of objective, observable truth. For example, in my opinion, I like women’s sports. But an indisputable fact is that you, Doubledamndamndamn, are a massive pile of shit and you should shut the fuck up.

One should know that buying SodaStream products is pretty immoral because of the company’s facility in the illegally-occupied West Bank. So if you’re comfortable supporting racist colonialism and violations of international law, comparable to buying blood diamonds or South African goods during apartheid, go for it.…

One should know that buying SodaStream products is pretty immoral because of the company’s facility in the…