Drew, can you please write your chili recipe in a 5,000 word column that discusses chili's place in the collective consciousness of society? Sorry, used to reading Burneko. Thx.

Funny, but the Nuggets kind of already did this:

Lynch really does make a good point here. WHY the fuck do they bother? Do they think one day they don't show up to a Lynch presser he's suddenly going to become Muhammed Ali? You'd think with so many athletes angling for media positions after their playing career, current journalists would have plenty of good…

This car should be an excellent test of the value of brand cachet with consumers. On paper - it's a fine value. Great performance, refinement, comfort and technology. Just comes down to whether people can stomach 40k for a Volkswagen Golf.

"Hey, where's your house?"

50 bucks says this lowly locker room attendant is seen driving a Porsche in six months.

Just wanted to say thanks for writing this. Enlightening, insightful stuff.

Funny story - I first got this beer on the final weekend of my bachelorhood in 2012. Because I'm one of "those" people, I posted it to Facebook next to our two Chimay chalices as a celebratory toast or some shit. It wasn't until a friend told me that it translates to, "The end of the world" did I realize how fitting…

*applause*

I'm sure this has been brought up, but doesn't deflating the ball actual hinder Tom Brady's ability to, y'know, throw the football?

learn something new everyday!

Re: Actors in movie costumes. I've always wondered what would happen if an athlete - say, Eddie Lacy for example - wore his own jersey out in public like the average Joe Blow-jersey-wearer. Like, if he showed up in a mall wearing an Eddie Lacy jersey, would people be like, "Oh shit son! It's Eddie Lacy!" Or, "Look at…

Adblock works on pre-roll video?

Hate to break this to you, but if you use the internet, you're paying for advertisements. And besides, Top Gear on Hulu doesn't seem to have NEARLY the amount of mid-show ads that most network shows do. Brooklyn 99 was borderline unwatchable because of that, but Top Gear has one ad before the show starts and…

Shit's on Hulu Plus, yo. And they even have Season 21.

This.

Non-jokey rant incoming:

Over 90% of farms in the U.S. are family owned, but hey, let's not that get in the way of the big evil narrative.

I can't wait for Kobe to retire if only to re-live through his glory days in all the tributes. Shit, we've already forgotten about how dominating LeBron was in 2009/2010 and that wasn't that long ago. Kobe's been a shell for 2 1/2 seasons now, but my god was he a fun player to watch in the late 90's and early naughts.

His interview with Lorne Michaels is pretty solid. As a whole, I've always found it annoying that Simmons uses his platform to dabble in whatever he finds is his interest du jour, but he's a legit SNL historian.