Yeah, I just think it's hard to change how some players are wired. Remember when LeBron embraced the villain role for like 15 games in 2011? It never stuck. Ultimately, I think this team's success will depend most on Irving and Waiters, and both have more than a little Steve Francis/Marbury to them.

To be fair though, making the playoffs isn't what this team will be judged by. 2011 Miami is the easy comparison, and while the teams are much different, that team at least looked like everyone wanted to win. The body language and chemistry of the Cavs is total shit.

I read this entire thing before watching any of the videos thinking to myself, "Oh come on Albert, these innocent little attempts at humor can't be THAT bad."

I grew up in Milwaukee and trained in MMA for 5 years at another studio in town. I never met Roufus himself but met many people who trained there and they were, by and large, some of the biggest meathead shitbags I've ever come across. I wonder where they got it from.

Oh, that's good.

This isn't very surprising. I recently moved to KC from Milwaukee - a place that recognizes almost any foodstuff shaped as a brat as being "good." So needless to say, my stadium food standards were pretty low. But Kaufmann, christ man. I got a burger the first time I went there this summer and it was horrendous by…

What you described is literally every single person under the age of 25 who works in advertising. I'm not kidding.

Should be easy with all the ice packs lying around. OOOOHHHH!!! SO ROASTED! *furiously pumps fist*

I'm not trying to clown Derrick Rose

The interesting thing to me about the 'No More' ads is the fact that they use a bunch of former players. It's almost like the NFL knows there's a good possibility that using all current players in the spot increases the likelihood that one of them ends up in the news (thus rendering these spots even more pointless…

I'll be honest, that's the first time I've heard that R. Kelly rendition and I liked the hell out of it.

I eat plenty of gluten and I'm healthy as fuck.

I don't like watching this. It's not good. Like, it's clear his body was trying to do something his brain temporarily didn't know how to do, and that is incredibly fucked up and scary to see.

Will, if you're ever in Milwaukee try Sprecher Brewery. IMO, it's one of the best there is in town and their Abbey Trippel is every bit as good (if not better) than a Delerium Tremens or Triple Karmeleit and for like half the price. Lakefront is another good one - try the Wisconsinite in summer or Bridge Burner. They…

How is a bombshell like that just a footnote to the story?

This is a flawless victory comment. *applause*

As someone who works in advertising (at a digital agency no less) I can tell you first hand that these types of, "How can we increase millennials' affinity toward.." conversations happen WAY more than you can possibly even imagine. And yes, I have to bite my tongue to keep from laughing at the sheer absurdity of…

To be fair, this is Blake Griffin's face like 95% of the time.

Or a water bed.

They're both big men with great footwork, a nice array of offensive moves and fantastic passing ability. They're not THE same, no shit. But they fulfill similar criteria.