I work in advertising and I'm a huge sports fan. I used to wonder if I had taken the wrong path and should have written about sports for a living. Then I look at my paycheck.

I love the whole, "I take full responsibility" thing. It was fine when Andy Pettite used it with his PED involvement, but athletes just keep using it for the worst shit (like knocking out your fiance). I swear, these idiots think saying "I take full responsibility" is a fucking patronus charm.

In Saz's defense, their food is the shit. Go there if you're ever in Milwaukee.

Maybe the reason you think it's worse than many mass produced wheat beers has something to do with the fact that Spotted Cow isn't a wheat beer.

I know that liking this show gets me judged, but screw it. I did the crime, I'll do the time.

+1000 for the PLCL (eat it, Magary) reference.

We really need Eddie Lacy's opinion on this.

You forgot one more excuse for daytime drinking: Living in Milwaukee.

Right? I mean, who would've thought that THIS would be the most embarrassing photo Manziel has ever been in?

This is great, but I still came away from this story not thinking about John Walsh, but rather baffled at how Jay Mariotti ever achieved any sort of success despite possessing not one iota of self awareness. That he still puts himself on the same level of prominence as Stuart Scott, Chris Berman and Kornheiser speaks…

You know it's one hell of a party when the least douchey looking person in this photo is Johnny Manziel.

Details. Go!

I would argue that folding laundry is not only horrific, it's the worst of all household chores. At least with sweeping or dusting you have something you can point to your wife as having accomplished. LOOK AT HOW SHINY THE FLOORS ARE! Folding laundry is like putting gas in your car. Yeah you have to do it, but you'd…

Feel bad for Embiid, but my favorite thing about this is the fact that the 76'ers (the team that unabashedly tanked the shit out of their season) are the ones getting screwed. Where's Jen Bielema with a well-timed #karma tweet when you need her?

Nice to have a baseball game where both the batter and the fans can legitimately say, "I'd hit."

Yeah, I'm really glad his show is on. Thoughtful, witty, and just intelligent. Pretty much the anti-First Take. I'll be bummed whenever he inevitably leaves a trail of scorched earth behind in Bristol.

I'm confused. Durant is bad at the internet, but yet it's the internet's fault?

Say what you will about Keith Olbermann, few deliver eulogies quite like him.

Needs a cape.

It's weird, despite gaining stardom through writing, Simmons' strengths have really come in a lot of the new media stuff he's been involved in. His podcasts are still really good. 30 for 30 is a hit. And his YouTube NBA previews (and "Birdmesters") I thought were fantastic. Simmons can still be engaging and…