Poor Little Guy is a fine name for a Ranger

A well kept 2CV is allowed to be named anything that sticks.

checks out

...who are you?

You boys are slippin' ...

Your favorite movie is "Turbo" with the snail, and your favorite band is The Smashing Pumpkins? Is that a bear staring off into the distance behind the Turbo Pumpkin?

Please put down all fun related objects and put your hands behind your back.

Woop Woop fun police are here

I named my car the TurboPumpkin

why? all those years of beer farts stored in the driver's seat cushion?

Avoid Oliver

If you have a Ferrari 488 and you name it "Warren,"

I saw a nice set the other day, about 2" hexagonal grade 5 attached with stainless wire

This sticker as well:

Nothing like an easily identifiable marker to realize you're driving near someone who makes poor choices.

International symbol of class and dignity.

Wonder how much he's made off of this. Would be funny if he made more money selling plastic balls, than he did working in his whole career in a school.

Your "problem" makes me hate you.

Wait... There was an article?