You provide an important service, Mr. Harris. Without the haters, these executives would have no motivators.

Number one is the Mercedes GL63 AMG. I'm obsessed with these right now, because I truly believe this is perhaps the most ultimate automobile currently on sale. Think about it: this is essentially a Chevy Suburban with a supercar engine. This is three rows of seats and 557 horsepower. This is the absolute most obscene,…

Lulz. Maybe they're just trolling Ford for stealing Lambo styling and pricing?

(this wasn't really a typo but still sort of appropriate?)

Someone over there was like: "Nah, pretty sure that's a Lambo, dude."

OH MY GOD MUST RESIST THE URGE

Surprised I didn't hear about this on Jelopnic.com first!

I'm pretty sure…

I heard the panel gap was pretty pathetic...typical American build quality. It even leaked fuel just sitting still.

I just wanted to re-emphasize a point a made in passing below - This should be the Z71 package, and "trail boss" shouldn't need to exists. the Z71 IS the off-road package. Also, if you want to make sure a truck isn't remotely happy off road, make sure to fit it with body mounted metal bars with loops that stick out…

This is especially out of place on a Porsche.

My brain sees a Karmann Ghia, but I can't figure out if it's blue or black.

Yes the car you are looking at above is a Porsche . Not a Volvo, not a Nash, not a Volkswagen, not an Aston Martin, and not a Fiat: a Porsche. It's undermining everything I thought to be true in this world

You know what else though? Non-car-people just don't get it. This is so much more than something that I'm interested in, you know? Cars are part of my identity at this point. I know that almost sounds crazy, but I know that any true Jalop could relate. There's just something about cars that I love, and there's an…

There's a lot of...neck in that picture.

I don't ever remember NOT being into cars. I bought my first car at age 15 with the money I was supposed to be spending on school lunch for the previous two years. Mom was pissed.

How I wish we could see the video. The picture is impressive but I feel the video would give you the full impression of the power of the weapon.

If I had to buy an E46 M3, I'd search high and low for one in Phoenix Yellow. What a great color.