"Now who's going to slice?!?!"

Correct me if I'm wrong, but that music in that video is a little too intense for showing grass, right?

♪ We here right now on ESPN

Had to listen to "Bling-Bling" on repeat to erase this shit from my memory.

I just realized I hate ESPN even more than I hate lil Wayne.

Instead of 2014 Wayne (which isn't that bad considering his Believe Me verse), lets all listen to 2004 Wayne, in the prime of his rapping ability, rapping over a beat composed of two people playing ping pong.

What a wuss. another 5 mph and he would have DOUBLED the speed limit.

was the risk werth the reward??

I tried to find a way to tie this into Bryce Harper being a tool and running into walls. Couldn't do it, here's the gif anyway:

It was totally Werth the risk.

And if a hockey player jumps into a fight as the third man, he gets kicked out of the game and probably suspended. If they jump off the bench, they're out at least five games, more than in the NBA.

Mayweather served time in jail for beating up a woman and had some guys beaten up because he thought they stole his jewelry. But no, he's not a thug at all.

Crowd: "Balfour!"

"Aww, thanks Justin! This will go well with the gift basket I got from Jeter this morning."

Birds have got to stop fucking around at the zoo.

After saving his feathered friends beak from certain death, Chill Bear continued to calmly go about his business, and catch some sun.