Calling Erin Andrews "gutless" only proves that TruBiotics works as advertised.

"These stupid Cubs fans won't notice."

[In the Red Sox dugout]

At least someone was called up today.

This reminds me of the Derek Lee vs Chris Young "Fight." Lee gets plunked, Young says something, so Lee takes a swing, realizes that he's the only one out there in pinstripes, and then immediately goes into "Hold me back, bro!!!" mode. Only, there's not a single Cub on the field yet.

Mitch should stop acting this way, or he may end up with a nickname that implies a lack of control.

The definition of the word maintenance

We've all herd a lot about the colts moving, but the ravens moving must have been murder.

Hotel Employee: What the hell happened?

However, the video that's being posted by TMZ Sports is not the complete event, but is merely the end result of what transpired.

I've heard about the wild foreign pussy in the Olympic Village but, DAMN.

No discussion of Boris Diaw is complete without this clip of Bill Walton shoehorning him into a reference to one of Beethoven's symphonies

The only dick in this photo is the one walking through the aisle during a pitch.

I apologize for misspelling Mr. Leyland's name. And I thank you for creating an account in order to point out the error.

I nominate this guy for Most Punchable Face (and Derivative Expressions Therefrom).

Shooter McGavin approves.

Strange.

The worst person in this scenario is the one who decided to make a video in portrait mode.