I really enjoyed Force Awakens and the Last Jedi. I assumed from the jump that the first movie would be vintage Star Wars to regain trust after the prequels and the second would then be cleared to launch the saga in new directions. I think both movies succeeded in what they were trying to accomplish, and both were…

I wanted the man with the red rose to be Lando so fucking bad. They could have still done the DJ plot and kept the Lando cameo that short and I would have squeed so hard

Your decision to abbreviate the word “unfortunately” (and only that word) is even more unsettling than this guy’s remarks.

Clooney being a competent filmmaker, judging by the reviews.

Every single Everton fan knew that this clip would start with Ashley Williams giving the ball away.

dad?

Tom Brady

If the Browns start feeling the pressure, they can just release DeValve

I think he’d be more comfortable on O-KKK Cupid anyway.

Let he who has not tried to suck his own cock cast the first stone.

Which raises a better question: why are men ignoring the plights of men?

I heard it was because the NHL had been shoving liberal politics down our throats.

To: Barry Petchesky

He sexually assaulted a woman on national TV and it was caught on a live mic.

Poor kid, no father to prevent him from becoming a full-kit wanker.

Arguably the most entertaining part of this game was watching the Everton back four (and eventually back five once Pennington came on) all take turns absolutely screaming at Lukaku for his positioning upfield and/or inability to hold the ball and take up enough time to give them a breather.

The Cruyff turn.