Ha! I love Bruno’s new album. The cheesy lyrics are what sold me!

Let’s go

oh, well done!

Most artist own prince a debt gratitude.

Welp, I guess now I have a masssive crush on Bruno Mars.

Bruno Mars is probably the finest male performer of our generation. COME AT ME.

Not a big Madonna fan, and this part of her speech certainly didn’t make me more so one:

team no one

God I miss cocaine.

She looks like a squinty plastic Auton.

She must know where the bodies are buried.

Serious side question: does anyone really think Melania is beautiful nowadays? The plastic surgery has changed her face into something grim.

So Ryan Gosling is now on the “formerly praised on Jez and now he’s just TOO much so let’s give him some shit” list (others include: J Law, Taylor Swift, Amy Schumer, Benedict Cumberbatch). Noted.

Most people I know would be thrilled to get a letter from the President elect.

I’m sick of that girl, she peaked with silver linings playbook and it’s been a steady decline out of favor ever after.

My immediate reaction every time I see her is, “Good God, woman! Pull yourself together!”

I know she’s an icon, blah blah blah, whatever. But I truly cannot stand this woman. Try hard doesn’t even begin to describe...

Jesus Christ, she is exhausting but not in a fun way.

Y’all. I can’t even finish watching this, I’m secondhand embarrassing so hard. Rocco Ritchie has my sympathy, I totally get why he doesn’t want to live with her.