Thank you for falling on your sword. I didn’t want to have to be that person.

Madeleine - Nicole & Keith have two daughters not one. I know most people only remember Sunday Roast but they have Faith Margaret as well.

Easily the most unnatural affair I’ve ever seen.

Still better than the billion names that rhyme with Aiden we’ve been getting for the past 20 years.

Axel, Oscar (“Ozzy”), and Balthazar (“Bo”).

Are you new

Perfectly coiffed hair? Girl, I guess.

His dad is no slouch in that dept. Either way, Rocco will be just fine. He’s a normal teenager with a pretty embarrassing mother. I think it’s a bit too early to decide what his value is as a person of talent or not. Probably best to just let him be 16, no?

I want to laugh at that video and make jokes about Donald Trump’s America, but the lady holding the kid just makes me want to curl up and cry.

L.A.’s famed Chateau Marmot

Girl your eyes have a mist from the smoke of a distant fire

I think it’s a feat to have managed a full dirtbag on thanksgiving day. I’m grateful for the distraction.

I am starting to doubt Madeleine’s commitment to Dirt Bag.

Why is this article so mean?

I created a burner just to star this...why isn’t Jezebel dedicating an article to Sophia Wilanksy. She’s a 21 year old activist from New York and she probably will have to get her arm amputated. Her radial and ulnar artery were blown apart by a concussion grenade that exploded her left arm, which was thrown by the…

completely agree. I’ve really been turned off by Jezebel since the election, and I’m as upset about the outcome as anyone. Their condescending snark where its not deserved it out of control.

“This Thursday, folks across the country will indulge in one of America’s most enduring and self-satisfying traditions: the injuring of Native American people and the destruction of land for financial gain.”

i hear ya Using, but isn’t this tone the theme of the entire network?

Gotta say... this gif is not making me want to like whatever it is you wrote.

I am all for offering a suggestion of some way to support those who are doing good work and making sacrificing for the betterment of others. While I make regular charitable donations, I could do better, no doubt.