Oh, Jez has all manner of shit it's attempting to shove down our throats. It used to be that I'd look forward to checking in; not so much lately, although Shrayber remains a bright spot. I used to consider this a high-quality site and recommended it to anyone who would listen. It embarrasses me now.

Love "Babette's Feast!" Even did some reading about Jutland, which seems to be quite an ... um ... unusual place.

I bet your deer have the loveliest breath in the neighborhood!

Respect for the Phoebe reference.

I'm in Bailey and looking out over a meadow with 20+ deer grazing. It's getting a little chilly and I'm worried that they won't get home before sun-down but my 7-year-old grandson assures me they know what they're doing. 'Tis, indeed, a privilege to live in Colorado!

I could easily die of a Cobb Salad overdose and be happy about it.

What I found annoying was the claim that she "demanded" massages/rubs, etc. I thoroughly believe it, I just think demanding anything from your SO reeks of entitlement.

Being married to that woman, probably. Can you imagine how exhausting it must be? :-(

Maybe we can go at it from a different angle. How about, "Don't give up hope for the human race just yet, folks, because for every vapid, entitled, hypocritical, shit-for-brains person out there, there's also one person who is their polar opposite, a fact which may serve to give some people hope for the future." I…

I don't know. I get the impression he's begging to be judged but is completely unaware that he would be displeased with the results. I think he would tell us all that jelluzly is not a gud lk 4 uz.

Good grief. Were you just waiting for an opportunity to use your New Word of the Day? And "it" doesn't sound cold so much as "it" sounds clueless. Perhaps your knowledge of dogs is, shall we say, limited?

Thank you. This now opens the door for requesting a correction of, "...to those that came before you..." to "...to whose who came before you..." Unless, of course, those that came before you were inanimate objects. Sloppy, lazy, incorrect writing. These are just basic skills, people, not fucking rocket science.

Mine's "Boom, Boom" with John Lee doing the actual singing. Mr. Hooker

That's why I said, "Right reasons!" :-)

And they wonder why we give them funny looks sometimes! Bless their hearts.

I think you've got a damned valid point here. Since these boys have mandated that any of us who choose to suck cock deserve to be called "whores," it sounds to me as if they've set pretty stringent ground rules for us from here on out. (Of course, the clever ones may toss semantics around and make up a new rule that…

Yep! As in, "Anybody who sucks my dick is a whore." I swear, I don't understand sometimes.

Good lord, that's exactly what I was thinking.

Driving into Cimarron Canyon is so beautiful!

As long as you're there for the right reasons, of course.