What? No, you are not dumb! A "Tink" is a thing that Jezebel's latest Lecturer-of-the-Month, Ms. Escobedo Shepherd, is holding up to us as a paragon of The New Feminist Freedom Fighter. Yes! She's gotten herself all wet because a couple of idiots have put out some kind of audio thing that seems to have them…

Oh! And, "This sucks! This just ssssuuuuuxxxxxx!"

Hey, hey! There's nothing jerky about loving the oldies (of which I am one). "In the Still of the Night?" "Bristol Stomp?" "Some Kind of Wonderful?" There's not a fucking Tink among 'em, for which we can all be so very, very thankful.

This is just a little embarrassing, but MrRDog has been known to threaten to take away my Princess Points when I get too rowdy. I also say, "I think that's healthy..." probably as much as you refer to your non-legs-like-a-bucket-of-chicken! I easily quote "Wong Foo..." more often than any other movie.

That little intake of breath, when she first sees Johnny dancing? That's exactly what happened to me the first time I laid eyes on my first-ever, heart-fluttery, huge-crush boyfriend. I thought I was going to die right there. He really was so beautiful, he took my 15-year-old breath away. {Sigh}

No...THIS would be my favorite!

"To Wong Foo..." is still my favorite.

I believe it's called "building a career." Ms. Escobedo Shepherd seems to prefer the non-career-building ass-hattery of the dirty girls, or whatever. And she is determined to shove her preferences down our throats; like it or not, ladies ... this is your Jezebel. I anticipated that things would change but I surely…

And that client's got such a beautiful long neck...imagine what a genuine pro could do with that!

Both the client and the artist are lazy as all fuck. Tats are art and that tat is not difficult to cover. Try covering a sleeve of tribal! Except this "artist" would just suggest a long-sleeved tee.

I have no clue who corrected it. (I'm coming off 2 days of binge-watching "Californication" and evidently need to pick a fight. That shit is just ... shit.)

Absolutely and by all fucking means. Instead of indulging in a little intellectual curiosity and finding out how to use it properly, let's just get rid of it entirely, shall we? (And I assume by "no one," you mean you? So, to extrapolate: Are you saying, "I do not know how to use the word 'whom' correctly, so I…

I think you're going to need to put that "bye" on Repeat x 10,000 (should you be so-inclined) fairly soon-ish. Folks are staying away in droves.

I'd like to think it was to help us forget the horror of the dirty girls.

I believe it's Jezebel's newly-initiated policy of hipping all of us to bullshit that probably 80% of us couldn't care less about. But that doesn't really matter, because we don't have to read it, right? This place is just a fuck-fest now. Pretentious, too.

Fucking amateurs. Ludacris did it better ... "My chick bad, my chick good, my chick do stuff that your chick wish she could..." Bite me, you dirty little poseurs.

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The LOLs are really startling to me. Those of us Olds who still have a few wits about us are counting our lucky stars, as the rest of you might be wise to do as the years pass. Just because you're The Smartest Bitches Around doesn't mean Things won't Happen.

And how 'bout that t-shirt? At least we've got a significant movie to distract us during this circle jerk. I realize that I'm in the minority here, but Emily seems as much of a mess as he. (But again, she gets points for the tee.)

Oh, NO! The "likes!" The vocal fry after fry after fry! The dumb-assery of this is terrible to watch. I've not been so uncomfortable since the last time Ryan Lochte opened his mouth. Are kids this age really like this, or is it just the faux-intellectuals? I thought there was still some hope left but, if this is…