Wait a minute. I thought armpit hair RETAINED the moisture, hence the odor after a while.

Oh, Edith, thank you. I also have the "thing" about pit hair no matter who it's attached to. MrRDog's convinced that's why I hate basketball so much...all I ever see is STINKY ARMPIT HAIR! I swear, the minute a guy throws his arm over his head, "Ew" escapes from me. And I'm aware that it's a human-thing and we all…

Goddamnit, Butters. I'd thought I'd happily follow you and/or Danger Tits pretty much anywhere, but I've gotta draw the line at following you into the damn armpit. Just can't do it (and it COULD be because of those photos of stupid Julia stupid Roberts back in the stupid day when she was trying to convince everyone…

And that's some pretty serious love!

1st lol of the day and I'm not even out of bed yet. Thanks! Switching between The Fall & Jez.

Your user name makes me laugh because, back in the day, my little sister thought the singer's name was Victor Moan.

And puppy breath!

What about "So You Think You Can Dance?"

It may be because I'm bored, but I see the Munch, I really do! Goopy's looks like one of the Seven Dwarves.

My goodness, that is one unfortunate set of knees!

I bet you're probably kidding, but I thought about this for a second and it DID touch some of my feels. I can't imagine why in the world I'd be moved by such a silly story, but I was. Who knew?

You really should gather them together for high 5s all around. SO proud of that crop of little girls!

And the 20-year-old has so far been entitled to go anywhere he damn pleases and say anything to anyone with (relative) impunity. Political correctness be damned...I'd pay a lot of money to see someone punch him in the face.

Yeah, but there's GOT to be some sort of felony associated with even brushing against him in an elevator. Yuck.

"His behavior isn't really all that different from that of most young men?" Who the hell raised YOU?

"Millionaire idol playboy?" LOLOLOLOL!!!

Absolutely! I'm not famous at all but OWN the cache to talk all the shit on that little shit I want to. I think he may secretly be a Kardashian.

Wow. I was so ... transported ... that I didn't even see the typo!

Thank you and hand me a Kleenex, please. Your reply hit me in the feels.

You'll probably be ok! It was likely just me after a day of ass-hat boss, laundry, poopy Rottweilers, house payments, etc. Well, no...I think I could have dealt with all that AND some hip-hop or rap, JUST NOT FUCKING CYPRESS HILL!