I think it's better than the open-mouthed "Oh! Look! You've caught me having a wonderful, joyous time! Yes, it's a candid shot but see how pretty I look when I'm happy yet surprised?" that's been ubiquitous for far too many years. I was going through family Christmas-gathering pictures yesterday, we were all…

I was pretty much OK with anything I heard coming from my daughter's room (musically) until Cypress Hill appeared. First time in my life (and since) I've ever yelled, "Turn that shit DOWN!"

Holycrap, that phrase just blind-sided me! With the exception of wooden rulers (which were used mainly on tender grade-school skin), the threat of It Going on Your Permanent Record was the most effective weapon the catholic school nuns used to keep us in line. I was much more terrified of It Going on My Permanent…

Something that's just an inane argument that makes no sense and/or is completely irrelevant to whatever's being discussed (i.e., a bus is not a human being, walking in front of one with purpose is suicide, etc.). The first time I heard that said, the person next to me said, "Shut up but stop being stupid first," which…

How lucky are we that we can laugh about it? :-)

Agree. That is just SUCH a fucked-up way to live. I'm An Old Woman and I STILL flinch every time my 90+ year-old mother makes a (relatively) quick move — she used to back-hand me in the face when we were in the car. I was surrounded by idiots.

You cannot possibly be serious.

This is one of the most reasonable things I've ever read on Jez. Thank you!

I'm never going to think McCarthy's right about anything and am going with Whoopi being "misguided." (I wonder if she's doing the "If you don't want to get hit by a bus, don't walk in front of a bus" thing.)

Agree. If I had a child "nowadays," I'd definitely go with cloth diapers, and this is 37 years after my daughter was in diapers. Plus, they make the best dust cloths EVER. And they're inexpensive. And they smell good when you hang them out to dry.

Good lord, it took a long time for the race card to be played. Unfortunate that it's now calling attention to an uneducated child who seems to think whatever is on her mind is important.

Where's the talent(ed)?

Yep. He sounds like this when he's thrilled about something. Mute him and there's no way to tell.

No oral sex ever or just during Ramadan? (Sincere question. I know NOTHING.)

DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!! :-)

That's not saying a lot these days.

Perhaps Aisha knows what the fuck's wrong with Jenny McCarthy? I'd trust her opinion far more than many I can think of.

This could very well be the dumbest thing I've ever posted here (and I've posted a LOT of stupid shit), but my bet is that, if they do get a divorce, it will be after Kimye split. I am embarrassed that I've even considered this, but there you go.

I think this makes the most sense!

I know she's dumber than a dummy and just beyond all redemption, but does anyone know what's WRONG with her? It seems as if the idiotic stuff she says & does...all those things are symptoms. (Of course, they could be symptoms indicating that she's a moron, which is the side I'm leaning toward.) But has it ever been…