I have literally had nightmares about this guy.

I agree with you. I don’t find age disparities particularly creepy when the people are both into adulthood when they get together. My parents met when my mom was a recently-divorced 25 and my dad was a never-married 40...they were very happy together until he died at age 61. But the fact that this relationship started…

Omg, at the end of the trailer when she realizes the letters have been sent to her crushes, my heart plummeted and I felt such cringey secondhand embarrassment that I thought I might puke. So what I’m saying is, YES ABSOLUTELY start this club and we can fight the apocalypse together.

In my head, all I hear is Ariel from The Little Mermaid yelling “I’m sixteen years old! I’m not a child anymore!” YES YOU FUCKING ARE. NOW GO CLEAN YOUR ROOM.

MAKE THAT ELEVENS!

I think Roseanne Barr is a Trump supporter; maybe that’s who you’re thinking of? I don’t know about Rosie O’Donnell.

Oh, good. I’ve been hoping for a soggy, flavorless chip that comes in a small ladylike pink bag that smells like lavender. Crunchy chips are so unbearably manly.

I’m sure that will be the plot of the next one.

What I don’t get is how they intend to rescue an entire island full of dinosaurs in the first place. Are they really going to airlift each and every one of them to another island? Are they going to try and stop a volcano from exploding?

Okay, well I love squash but I also love sweet potatoes, so it sounds like I need to give sweet potato pie a try!

Okay, I see everyone is advocating for sweet potato pie, but I (having never had it) have always been under the impression that it’s just pumpkin pie made with sweet potato, so it seems like the flavor wouldn’t be all that different. Is it the texture that’s better?

I’m horrified, but also kind of impressed by your mother’s devil-may-care approach to stealing road food and serving it to the people she loves.

There wasn’t an option in the quiz for “It’s pie, so it’s good.” I like pumpkin pie but I don’t think it’s the best pie (like Anna does) or have the visceral hatred of it that Megan does. I’d probably take apple pie over pumpkin, though (although, the rumor is that the person who is bringing pie to our Thanksgiving…

Sounds like you and I have the same “recipe”! And you’re right, everyone is always so impressed. My mom and I go to her neighbor’s house every year for Thanksgiving, and every year they request that I bring my homemade cranberry sauce. It’s great to have such a good payout with so little actual effort! :)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO omfg WHY ARE PEOPLE SO HORRIBLE? This is absolutely terrifying and I am so sorry that happened to you.

One of my favorite lines from the first season is when Eleanor asks Michael why, when ice cream exists, The Good Place only has frozen yogurt shops. And Michael replies something like, “I love it. There’s something so human about taking something wonderful and ruining it just a little so you can have more of it.”

Definitely a Mary Sue. “I have a body that most people would love to have but I don’t think it’s perfect....I have ‘perfectly cut bangs’....most people think I’m pretty but I’m humble so I just think I look okay or cute maybe but definitely not beautiful....I have the totally normal ‘quirk’ of loving thunderstorms tee…

Yeah, see? TOTALLY plausible and not at all suspicious!

In response to a friend’s FB post about someone doing a hit and run to her yard (took out her fence and patio furniture), another friend said this: “They’re unlikely to find the person if there weren’t any witnesses. The police don’t seem to generally even investigate property crimes in AK. I called the police to…

The first article I read about this (I think it was on KTUU news) said that the Coast Guard and the FBI were investigating, so yes, federal.