I’m wondering if it should read “fewer fluid ounces” because otherwise, yeah. On the other hand, it does have a nice flow to it so maybe I'll start saying fewer fluid from now on, when I have occasion to make statements about fluid that is fewer.

Parsley Wardrobe is a beautiful name! Better than the first name I suggested for my baby brother, “Bellybutton Stickout.” My mom vetoed that and told me that I needed to pick a real name so I chose the most ridiculous-sounding name I could think of: Charley. And that’s the one they went with.

When my old boss was pregnant, her 4-year-old daughter wanted to name the baby Murgatroyd. They went with Kelsey instead.

Southcentral coastal Alaskan here, amen! I don’t think I even own an umbrella and I live in a rainforest. This is what raincoats and billed caps are for!

I saw this video last year and put out a plea on my Facebook for someone to get me a pet wombat for Christmas. Well, Christmas came and went and none of those bastards got me a wombat. I guessssss that’s probably for the best since I doubt they’d do too well in Alaska. BUT STILL.

I just reread my copy a couple weeks ago. SO GOOD. One of my favorites! I also liked her versions of Beauty and the Beast, Beauty and Rose Daughter.

I didn’t go to my senior prom and don’t regret it. I went during my junior year, and to several other dances throughout high school, and they were all the same. Music too loud, shoes too painful, and no food (Grandma Deez in the house)! I usually wound up dancing a couple times then kicking my shoes off under the…

It’s mind-boggling. That’s money they could be putting towards a honeymoon, or a down payment for a house, or paying off some bills...and to spend instead on a dress that will be worn once and then put into the back of the closet for years? Crazy! But to each their own, I guess. I will occasionally hate-watch…

He died like the same week as Heath Ledger so I was doubly sad, because that was two of my younger self’s crushes gone at the same time.

I had THE biggest crush on Brad Renfro after that movie and was very bummed when he died.

To me she looks almost exactly like Rachel Leigh Cook when she was just a tad younger (the first movie I ever saw her in was Tom & Huck with Jonathan Taylor Thomas and Brad Renfro).

I have unfollowed her so I don’t see her posts but I’m actually waiting to see if she unfriends me since she unfriended our mutual friend. I occasionally slip over to her page to see if she’s posted anything about her kids and how they’re doing.

Nope, tried that. You’re talking about the three little dots next to my star? The only options I get are Follow, Flag, Share, and Go to Permalink. Oh well. I am well adjusted enough that I can let it go. >.>

*hyperventilates*

Yeah, I’m pretty sure my ex-friend has some sort of undiagnosed something too (she has a lot of markers for narcissistic personality disorder). She (and her husband) also has sort of a “the world owes me a living” type of attitude. Now that she has thoroughly alienated most of the friends she had when she lived here…

OMG how can I edit my original comment to correct the “trying-to-hard” mistake to “trying-too-hard,” gads that’s embarrassing.

I used to have a FB friend who would regularly gush about how much she LOVED her husband and he was the BEST and “we’ve been together through thick and thin, I can’t imagine my life without you, the father of our children, I love you so much BABY!” But imagine that going on for multiple paragraphs, at least once a…

This was fascinating! I recently read another article (by someone named April Glaser) who was also on the cruise.

YES. My comment was very similar...guess I should have read yours first. Also, irresponsibility. I used to have neighbors who got a dog and didn’t spay her, and left her outside tied up in the yard all the time. Other jerks in my neighborhood let their (unfixed) dogs roam, so of course this gal turned up pregnant. So…

So now I’m crying at work. I am SO sorry for your loss. I think most people know what it’s like to lose a pet. Even when that pet was a total pain in the ass, it’s heart-wrenching and you miss them with all you have.