The best part of my Monday is reading a new BCO. The most disappointing part of my Monday is finishing reading the new BCO and having to get back to regularly scheduled Monday things. Bah. Monday things.

The colors you need to wear this week are “marsala, oak buff, cashmere rose, and reflecting pond.”

In a recent study, over 40 percent of parents agree or strongly agree that vaccines played a part in the development of their children’s autism.

Ha! Well, feel free to print it out and put it up...just make sure it goes in the really nice, ornate frame it so obviously deserves. Maybe a little alter underneath, some bones of martyr saints lying there (just keep the bones from next time you eat salmon, those’ll probably work...)

This is something I drew years ago...the Holy Carp, complete with tiny Crucifish.

I really don’t like candy corn. HOWEVER, if you dump some in a bowl with salted peanuts and eat them by the handful, they taste like PayDay candy bars. Now, you may be thinking “Why not just eat a PayDay bar?” And the answer is, it’s not festive enough. A bowl of candy corns and salted peanuts for a Halloween shindig…

They were also of the age where the cold grasp of the grave prevented them from feeling any warmth

“No” the lead man of the group said “We will pray.” Then the four of them stood there, NOT CALLING 911 and NOT HELPING IN ANY WAY other than to pray. ALL FOUR OF THEM.

Ha! Yep, pretty much exactly like that.

I should add that my mom’s conversation with my brother went something like this:

For some reason, I originally read it as Mormon Gynecological Library and was very confused.

Aww, that actually made me tear up and laugh a little at the same time.

This is pretty minor. When I was 15 or so, my brother was 10, and our mom took us on a trip to Austria, Italy, and France. We saw a lot of cathedrals. My brother reeeeeally liked the crucifixes everywhere and bought a big one to wear around his neck from one of the gift shops. We’re not religious, he just thought it…

This is an amazing book and it pisses me off that she seems to be focusing on a very small part of it. Lacks’s husband brought home STIs; she discovered her tumor herself...and then there is the rest of the book. Be horrified that her family didn’t know about the research and haven’t directly benefited from it. Be…

Um, not that I think dogs being euthanized is funny. I love dogs. They are the best.

I’ve never watched any of these shows, I have no idea who these people are, but I loved this write-up.

Buster is so good at army it would make Trump’s head spin.

Me too! My folks didn’t really talk about religion when I was growing up, but they didn’t avoid it either. My babysitter was very religious (Seventh Day Adventist) and took me and my brother to church with her when she had us, and she had Bible storybooks at her house that I loved to read, and her granddaughter had…