Like Mariah, it's a metamorphosis.

Let's just, like, any time someone wants to interview Caitlyn, they just go to the Wachowski sisters instead? Can we do that? For a better tomorrow?

I DON’T CARE!!!!!

Why am I feeling insulted that Lena Dunham is proclaiming something the most important queer thing? I don’t need her damn input about what should be important to my community.

She’s Polish Catholic, but yeah.

LOL i love her and her WASP shade forever

your screen name reminded me of this

Are we still not done blaming mothers for the things their (grown up) children do?

Neither will she ever get my vote.

Who did the harlem comedians steal it from?

Also, don't you love how he dropped that little nugg about her "being raised in Asia"!!! Everyone knows the Asian water makes girls go ga-ga for rape in dark places.

This is how he really looked before his defense team reinvented him as a harmless nerd:

Well, his life better be in shambles. He’s a rapist. He gets zero sympathy from me.

Poor, poor rapist/athlete. :-(

Funny how her religious beliefs have been trumped by her greed.

This sucks so hard for that poor kid. Imagine growing up with all this evidence that one of your parents thinks you’re a massive burden and inconvenience. I hope they get to grow up okay.

Tomorrow on Lifehacker: Keep Your Hand From Burning By Not Putting Your Hand In The Fire.

I will never not hate Sherri Shepherd for choosing to make and then choosing to abandon a child.

I cannot wait to see how Elizabeth Warren responds to this. She is the queen of taking down bullshit. I have my own problems with Debbie and her DNC practices so I am ready to break out the popcorn and watch this all play out.