@shorty63136: I've had more than most humans! Yayyy!

@sallysparrow: TRUE STORY: I forgot that I haven't finished the first season. One and a half episodes to go. but still: ANGRY! FAKE PREGNANCY! ARJKLNUXOJSJM!

I watch it, but I can't help but feeling as though I'm just going through the motions. There's so much to dislike about it! Most characters get no attention ... and the ones they choose to focus on can be so irritating! They just keep repeating the same issues with the core characters. Why not move on and flesh out…

@JaneGalaxy: It's the Awl, most, if not all, of their articles are tongue-in-cheek. I'm pretty confident that they wouldn't claim to have any Super Ace Attorney Reporters on staff.

So I hear a win for cheesecake is actually a win for team cake. Does team cake acknowledge that if ice cream cake wins, it is actually a win for TEAM ICE CREAM and not team cake?

obviously a lot of this show is wacky and you can't really get all nutty over minor deails but one thing is bothering me...

I am still upset that lemon meringue had such a poor showing. BUT REALLY, IT IS YOU, PEOPLE WHO HAVE NOT HAD GOOD LEMON MERINGUE, WHO ARE THE LOSERS!

I faked it nearly every time with my last bf. Horrible relationship. I did some growing up, and have since told my new bf that I have some issues reaching a "certain point." He accepts it, understands, and takes it slow. I know he wishes I could do it easily, but he has told me that he would be offended if I faked it.…

@DeezerD: The disk that comes with it is kind of useless, in my opinion. I was excited to try out the yoga routine, but it's unbearably slow compared to an actual class (or even to my natural breathing rhythm!). I'm not sure about the rest of it, but it's so low-key and slowed-down that I can't see how anyone would…

@angelina jolie-laide is a gaudy tulip: oh god, i'm a little drunk and just made an AWESOME (at least, i thought it was) song on that... i think i played it a little too long considering the looks on my family's faces.

I'd like to share My Favorite Story of the past few months. At a big party/festival, my friends constructed a bar (it had flames!) We served all sorts of liquor. I stuck to harmless, delicious things like coconut rum & pineapple juice. As the weekend wore on, however, our supply ran low. Toward the end we had a large…

The Edward Munster shirt is real, and has been real for some time! It's from Jeffrey Rowland at overcompensating.com.

I just got back together with an ex of mine (year and a half relationship). We want to try it again, but in an open relationship. Suddenly we are full of honesty and sincerity toward each other. It's very different from the relationship we had before. I care about him deeply and we have a lot of fun together. The sex…

@boobookitteh: I'm going to go with: EXTREMELY!

Once someone sent me a message on OkCupid that said only: "hey sexxxy" I think it goes without saying that I immediately ran out of my apartment and drove to his house to have crazy sex with him all night long.

I'm looking for some semi-related advice. I'm still on HBC (lo estrin 24 fe) but I've been dumped by both my boyfriend and my insurance. I wanted to keep taking it, because my periods used to be horrible and the HBC makes them light and short, but I'm thinking that maybe I should go off it.

By the time the Boston Market had been hit, the protest had been split into several groups, and most of the original peaceful protesters were left behind. I've heard numerous accounts of protesters being embarassed by their companions, yelling at them to stop trying to destroy property, pulling people off of atms,…

This. This is amazing. There was a huge protest today, and my friends got involved. I am in love with them all.

@Tchotchke: I can honestly say that if I had her kind of influence, I would do exactly the same. I'd probably even go overboard.

HOW DARE US WEAR OUR FEET SO LARGE!