Ho damn. If there was ever a reason to want to be a famous celebrity, it would be to wear #30 on the red carpet sometime.

@minnesotameltdown: Omg I doubt you'll ever look back at this comment, but are you a Minnesotan now living in Pittsburgh?! Cause I am! Hooray!

@Schrodinger's Cat: I would say "Amen, sister," but here in Pittsburgh all we have to say is "Amen."

I just can't understand those ticket prices.

Man, I just can't believe how much he resembles Robert Pattinson.

@Everything MidnightBikeRide does is a balloon.: I need a lesson for just LIFE. "Oh, hello guy from Brazil I just met! How are — o-oh why are you pulling me in close um do you want a handshake—oh oh, right um kisses wait i'm not ready you are so close to me w-wait oh god everyone's looking at me pull away dear god…

I just broke up with my boyfriend of a year and half after 2 months of an extended back-and-forth between us where he was unable (or unwilling?) to decide if he actually wanted to be with me.

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Ah yes! I was hoping there was another Obvious Conclusion Study coming out today!

@quatrevingtquatre: I'm going to assume she got her info from a chain email making the rounds lately:

@KrisP: I'm wondering that too. I like Family Guy and all but, really?

@wtfox?!: "Honey, when a man and a woman love each other very much, and feel as though the state is infringing upon their individual liberties ... "

went in a big group/

@Penny: I only mentioned gender because of the remark about the ads, but really! Grape Nuts have WAY TO HIGH of a "good, healthy things" to "sugary, needless things" ratio.

AUGHH what is the deal with Grape Nuts?? My guy LOVES them. He let me take a spoonful once and I thought all my teeth would shatter, and that's not even mentioning what the taste did to my belly.

Well at least it's not like Coleman needlessly wasted a ridiculous amount of money fighting the inevitable or something, right?

Pfft, whatever. My Guild Wars guild has a thread of player pictures, and 99% of the girls who play are hot (withholding judgement of my own looks).

@Tightlines: My friends growing up would always call it cock sauce, because of the rooster on the bottle. We laughed, because we were 13, but now I have come to love it on all of my food and can't break out from the habit of calling it that. It's problematic in public.

@IAmJapaneseDJ: A local cafe here serves many of their items with "spicy mayo," which we uncovered is really sriracha mixed in mayo.

Any 5-minute (or just simple) whole wheat bread recipes?