I get that franchisees take issue with the $5 loss leader, and I sympathize. Ultimately, however, I’m going to buy what’s affordable, and the poor bastard behind the counter is going to get paid the same (likely shitty) wage no matter what I order.

A guy on The War Zone pointed out that in the sequence starting at 0:52 in this video, you can see a explosion-free splash during the attack on Lutzow, which is probably actually this bomb.

“it’s a case of the parent modeling respect and patience for another person who is in the middle of something that is important to them—and that’s always a good lesson.”

Do you normally spit on your Walmart cashier?

This is so wrong. People at wal-mart don’t operate 12in from your face for extended periods of time. 

Favorite response from all of this was at Ted Cruz, “You’ve defended black beans more than your wife”.

Ivanka’s picture got a lot of “they care more about black beans than Black lives” responses.

While we’re at it, can I give a shout out to the humble freezer as a whole? People treat freezer veggies like they’re Satan’s turds tossed in garlic sauce when what they really are is damn useful. One of our most important staples is a Big Ass Bag of Broccoli - I feel uncomfortable when we get low.

Wish I had this when I slept in my car in Louisiana one night last year. It was either sweat to death or get eaten alive.

Jolie!  We need one of these on sex toy storage.  It’s super frustrating because most organizers are a little too short for larger toys... or too narrow? When I google all I can find are options for like 3 or 50...

Jolie!  We need one of these on sex toy storage.  It’s super frustrating because most organizers are a little too…

Nor should there be. How does it make sense that you should have an equal chance to gun someone down who gets the jump on you? That would be stupid. When you turn a disadvantage like that and actually kill your attacker in Call of Duty and similar games, it actually feels like an accomplishment because of the skill…

She was singing a song, it was a lyric in the song

The “historical accuracy” argument only seems to pop up when there are women or minority characters in game, or there is a lack of NAzi symbols in a game. Weird how that works.

Look. I like Jalopnik, and most of the authors. But none of you are pilots, as far as I can tell, and it really shows.

You know how many times I’ve seen people cross the active when they’re not supposed to, especially at municipal airports? How many times I’ve misheard ATC and been corrected by my co-pilot, or vice…

One day at the bar a man told me the tale of his first day working as a bartender (he wasn’t currently working, and to be very clear, this wasn’t the bar he had worked at). It being his first day he had shown up on time clear and sober headed like anyone trying to make a good impression. It was a Monday, so it was…

After a life of working in restaurants, these are the worst memories that I haven’t repressed:

I don’t know who will see this, but I think other people are having the same problem. I just had to refresh this page 47 times before it loaded with the comments section. This is in Firefox, the same thing happens with and without adblock, and I can’t really compare to Safari because Kinja hasn’t let me log in using…

I’ve got quite a few years of pizza eating under my belt (literally), almost all of which being of the tomato sauce variety, and while I’ve encountered many literally dripping with grease, I’ve never run into one dripping with “juice”.