How is that the same person!?

I wish the old Deadspin was around for this. As is, I’m stuck getting all my sports news from Kotaku Dot Com while trying to ignore the zombie with a Hello, my name is Deadspin tag.

Hey Ford, while you’re working on that sub-$20k truck, keep this pic up on the wall

Should have been the lead photo.

> [The fianceé] was a two- or three-finger pour of chilled dry white wine

Alternatively, don’t do this! Just make a single incredibly tall roll which you can then eat like a wood chipper.

I got a strip of holographic mirrored tint that flares up when assholes behind me in a lifted truck or idiots running with the high beams are on. Quite fun watching them cycle through the lights to get it to stop reflecting in their face. 

Your insecurity is showing

Oh, I’m so afraid of big man diesel blowing his dumb fucking soot at me. Really got me there! 

Every gun is loaded.

The best cutscene in C&C history is still available in high quality though

but close enough that it destroys her proportions

So much of this family’s schtick is to be antagonistic. 

“Four more years of Donald Trump! I say that every chance I get, I just like to trigger the left...”

I’m perfectly fine with chewy bacon.

IKR? Allison is making this sound like it is a bad thing.

I fail to see the issue here.

Except your 401k match will grow, your 4% Amazon bonus will not.
If you’re going to spend the amount of your refund on Amazon over the course of the year, maybe it makes sense. But you’re basically giving Amazon a loan until you spend your money. And if you don’t spend it, it just sits there, not earning interest.

You…

I had to read this twice to make sure this wasn’t satire.  Shannon, I actually feel sorry for you for your utter lack of critical thinking ability and straight up detachment from reality.  This is some really insane stuff. 

It continues to frustrate me that the writers of Jezebel seem to believe there is no nuance whatsoever regarding this issue. It seems Jez’s readers recognize that athletics is an entirely different matter from any other issue of trans inclusion, yet the writers just cannot see it.