Oh sure. None of us have ever been on a back road with no houses and thick tree cover before. Come off it, man. If you use a light bar responsibly, fine, but don’t claim you got a special kind of dark in your part of the country. My HIDs light up any road just fine whether I’m driving past a farm or a mcdonalds. Your…

What he did was cool and good, actually.

Gervais interrupted himself with a little rant about how everyone in the audience is a hypocrite for working with big companies like Amazon and Netflix and Apple and how nobody has the right to thank any of these companies in their speeches because none of the actors in attendance went to school.

Tolerable jokes? Skarsgard eyebrow joke being better than the entire monologue? Yeah, no. Gervais killed it. I don’t agree with some of his points or jabs, but I’m capable of putting those aside to admit the monologue was funny and entertaining.

If you think this is the first meme of the year then you’re not looking in the right places. Nobody watches the fucking Golden Globes anyway.

I don’t drive, because I live in a country with excellent public transport so there is no need to drive if you live in an urban area. I also got a year’s paid leave with my son, get free health care, paid sick leave, subsidized child care, free higher education and I have never worried that I would be the victim in a…

That right there is also the reason why you’re losing everyone under the age of 40: it’s not our obligation to be grateful for us not being Saudi Arabia. It’s not on us to be grateful that, in fact, our promises that we are the land of the free and the home of the brave are sometimes honored. Occasionally, for some of…

The implication of “my country” and “fighting for” are clear to me. Normally when you say something like “fight for my country” you are speaking of an external enemy, but in this case we know that by “my country” they mean “my white privilege” because that’s really all that is threatened by giving equal treatment to…

They need minority representation. 

That is true but on the upgrade program you don’t have to upgrade.  You can just pay it off over 2 years and be in the same situation.  You have the option to upgrade if you want.  I chose the upgrade program simply because it was an interest free loan.

Plus, there’s zero chance Jezebel would take a charitable tone toward a woman doing this if she were smaller than Lizzo.

She should be able to trot around with her butt out at a family-friendly event; Americans could stand to be less prudish.

However, I cannot stop thinking about her exposed ass and... other sensitive areas... sitting on a stadium seat. That shit is so gross! Maybe she placed a jacket underneath her booty? I can only hope someone reminded her to protect her vagine?

Having kids is also a WANT not a NEED situation. Did you adopt them or did you make them new for the world that was certainly already over populated when they were born into it?

Is this what it was like?

Everyone puts tomatoes in their gumbo, and super dark roux is either a myth or long gone.

My wife’s family is from Louisiana and none of them put tomatoes in Gumbo. That’s considered a sin. 

My (German) grandfather was captured by US forces late in WW2 and eventually held in a POW camp in Louisiana until about a year or so after the war’s end. He had been wounded earlier in the war and thus was’t much use in the fields doing any labor. So he ended up in the kitchen, cooking for both staff and POWs.

Crawfish are sweeter, and funner as an event. Their flavor holds against the spice better without being overpowered. They also make better leftovers. I didn’t grow up in the heart of Acadiana having shrimp boils. There’s not a restaurant in Evangeline Parish called “the Shrimp Barn”.

Nobody puts tomatoes in gumbo. As…