“If it brings good people to our town and increases our property value, I’m good with that.”

This is small-town, religious-conservative America aptly summed up in a single sentence.

These people aren’t ignorant of what’s going on, they just *don’t care*. Their sense of priorities are so askew that it’s impossible to…

Obama provided Non Lethal aid as allowed by law. You remember that bit of time when the republicans did all they could do refuse ANYTHING passage?

The US didn’t have a military presence in Crimea, nor were they largely responsible for destabilization in the region. Additionally, Russia’s goal in annexing Crimea wasn’t to openly commit genocide. That you think the two are even remotely comparable is laughable.

It’s good to contain a forest fire before it’s burning down your neighborhood.

This is likely the biggest mistake I’ve ever made on Kinja, but god help me, here I go.

Wow. Deadspin actually almost wrote a story about the Saints playing a football game. But wrote it about the player from the losing team getting ejected. Not about the backup quarterback throwing four touchdowns, or the Saints going to the top of the division. About the losing team.

“I’m not a doctor or a psychiatrist but I’ve spoken with Natalia and I believe her. If you’re asking me if I think she is 30, that’s ridiculous.”

I’m someone who very much enjoys twitch, but this just seems...I dunno. Sad in some way. Which I know smacks of “yeah well you’re not a fan”/“stop being judgemental”, but then also, waiting in line for hours just to be shuttled about for a brief awkward picture sounds incredibly debasing and, I’m sorry but for lack of…

No, I think it should stay in use. I think we should keep beating that particular dead horse until some player, somewhere, manages to earn a lifetime ban from the NFL for something other than kneeling for the anthem. I want to see the other behavior that makes every team in the NFL say “I don’t care if he’s got talent…

If only all NFL owners had the moral fortitude to just not sign a headhunting sociopath, but let’s be real here. Not like he did something dangerous or distracting like, I dunno, refusing to stand for the national anthem.

Just ran into my garage to fix this and to my bewilderment realized that I don't own a porsche.

Fuck this shit.

At the Yale game in 2001, at the height of the anthrax scare, when Yale was hoarding the cure, the band formed the shape of a Cipro pill. Pure art.

Want to know something shocking? legal adults also like fruity fun flavors.

Not to mention expecting people to help break down the tailgate an hour before the game. It is one thing if you are charging your friends to cover the cost of the food but if you are charging 300 strangers who are traveling into town for the game and attending your tailgate, freaking hire some kids or somebody to help…

So call it fake news? say that the facts are lies? Pot was illegal in ALL the sates before 2014 in Colorado... we did not have this problem.

“because they’re a major time-saver on game day.”

So are cigarettes and booze lets ban them! You know for the children. That way they have to go meet the shady vape dealers to get their fixes just like drugs. Ya, banning doesn’t work.

It should be as severely regulated as nicotine products.  Simple as that.