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breakfastinbeard
breakfastinbeard-old

I'm sure you can just drink and party - she's a gal who loves a well-fashioned mixed drink.

You can work your way up the L ladder on a provisional visa, no problem.

We've been meaning to speak to you about your... "performance" in that area, ma'am.

It's okay. You're welcome to come join our pan-gendered woodworking circle.

Slavery: the answer to all 1st world design, technology and fashion "problems."

Not until I get my Deluxe Mens Latte, buddy.

I don't like your TONE, citizen... step into the scanner, PLEASE.

Boneheaded.

I think once you get into the latter half of the alphabet, it's no longer CUP.

And that's why this is good news - UltraOrthodox ANYTHING is retarded.

I (and the studio) would prefer Indiana Jones And The Jewels Of The Yeti... (IJATJOTY)

Are You Now, Or Have You Ever Been?

As someone born before Apollo XI, I say ABOUT DAMNED TIME.

I'm bothered by the fact that a movie 14 minutes in length is called 88:88...

You don't KNOW that that isn't the result of her booty call at the end of the clip.

She is so beautifactual. She floats like a butterknife and stings like a bean.

Keep driving racism underground.

The answer IS: "I just wasted $15 on a 3D crapfest plus popcorn & soda. No way in hell am I going to admit that I got fooled by the trailer. Deny all evidence of my senses."

Not until the movie studio that paid Gawker Media to pump Prometheus up feels that it has gotten its money's worth.

LIKE I SAID: When Gawker Media is paid by a major movie studio to flog a weak matinee' feature, THEY FLOG THE CRAP OUT OF IT.