"Let's see, Mr. Andersen... half your staff at Alliant Insurance have broken ribs and bruised midsections listed in their claim forms... anything you want to tell us about that?"

WHOA. Tripendicular.

Vaporizers are good for people with MMJ needs and smoke intolerance (lung issues) but not good for some people trying to get the CBD/CBG chemicals onboard for pain relief (IIRC) - the THC seems to be the first thing to vaporize and I don't know if the other alkaloids vaporize at a higher or lower temp or at some other…

Only to a-holes.

Do Agy & Gio spoon while Auditing or Clay Tabling?

nil admirari

He can't write his way out of a pay toilet. You are not alone.

GENIUS! Where's the romantic angle? Is there a cute little dog character?

THANK YOU, Ms. Newitz. The rest of Gawker Media needs to take a note from you.

Too much OOH SHINY NEW CRAP!

Jesus effing CHRIST - why don't you just rename the entire site iGizmodo and BE DONE WITH IT?

You tell em, Molly. Thems some FINE lookin eggs.

Werr, he's no Surry Surriban.

Americans don't believe there ARE classes, let alone that they would be in opposition.

These movies are NOTHING without Rifftrax.

As a man, I applaud anyone who can draw out my inner Lesbian.

And we all know how many licks it will take to get to the center of it.

No, you are an A- Lesbian. See me after class to improve your grade.

The internet perks up its collective ears and other appendages...

"THE PENTAGON IS NOT CONCERNED WITH YOUR PUNY 'HEALTH' CONCERNS. WE ARE NOT A HEALTHCARE ORGANIZATION. OUR BUSINESS IS DEATH. YOUR 'LIVES' ARE NOT IMPORTANT TO OUR WAR MACHINE." That is All.