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Paid "commenters" on the interweb are paid to disagree with you. They are paid by marketing people who think Americans are dipshits whose only sentiment on Prometheus is, "SHINY 3D MOOVIE GOOOOOOD!"

You SHOULD - it's the same shitty "writer".

That's all this half-baked monstrosity of a movie EVER WAS: a poorly-fleshed-out CONCEPT.

If I ever meet the inventors of this, I am going to FORCE them to call it Rodriguez.

HEY. Gawker Media gets PAID to flog a stinker of a matinee', they flog the CRAP out of it.

Is that a Kate Beaton?

No. There is no "no girls allowed" policy in effect!

Ridley Scott's idea of a superior, ancient race:

OR you can be Gloria Allred and exploit them for your own gain.

No, that's where he got his fake baby for his fake-pregnant fake-"wife".

That's what happens when your movie studio fails to pay Gawker Media to pump up your awful movie... Ridley Scott had the right idea.

Let me explain.

"Doesn't every director want to kill his career?"

Hopefully, at the bottom of a landfill.

Yeah, but 3% at that oxygenation level could be tolerated for at LEAST a month. Check Wikipedia.

I'm just a blubbery old man now, reading this.

ANYONE asshole enough to pay for genetic testing to bolster their racism DESERVES to be fleeced.

Shitty flatpack furniture.

I love how there're no BLACK Engineer aliens or FEMALE Engineer aliens...

No, I think most people found it desperately flawed and those who don't are grasping at straws to not appear stupid and tasteless.