Wait....wait....is that Drake face tattoo real? Did someone really do that? Please tell me no they didn’t.

...it’s not fun.

Oh thank you. I was mentally reviewing religious rules to try and come up with something that made Christians more likely to be at a coffee shop on Fridays. Nice to know I’m not the only one confused.

Oh goodness yes. Mine is a nut allergy and my family is extra like oh well you used to eat almonds and be fine. Yeah but then there was that time I ate almonds and my throat closed and I spent a week in the hospital. I think that experience and my doctor tend to trump the “used to eat almonds” thing as far as my body…

Oh that’s his name....look up a few of the articles from when he was born....people are still laughing. I’m not sure if I like this one better or worse than Jason Lee’s Pilot Inspektor (that’s his son’s name—spelled that way and everything).

This is my parents...thankfully since I’m staying with them while I look for a job...and then save up enough money for apartment rent. I love getting to spend time with them and hang out but everyone is always horrified like “but don’t you hate your parents”...um no we get along great. I want to move but that’s more…

I had the same reaction but he was born in 2008 so yeah it’s probably him.

Solange is outdoing everyone’s wedding with this though.

Yup. First thought. Groomsmen or wait staff.

Whoah....

I just don’t understand how it’s supposed to be made for travel. The handles seem impractical, you have to hold it in your hands, instead of slinging it over your shoulder. When traveling my hands are already full with suitcase and stuff, something that has to hang off my elbow or be held doesn’t work as the ultimate…

I hadn’t heard that saying but yes it’s absolutely true (at least in my case it seems). Good luck with your search!

Congrats on the new job! I’m glad to hear that the Snapped marathons worked! I’m going to keep trudging through, so thank you!

Thank you! It’s slowly driving me crazy, but I’m trying to keep applying to things. Someone’s got to say yes eventually...right?

...how did you know I spent the day crying over job applications and watching Snapped? Because that’s a logical thing to watch while doing applications.

I laughed out loud at this...and I don’t even know why.

...Right?

....and this is my worst fear...I’m deaf and with how trigger happy cops seem to be nowadays I could totally see not hearing the cops and this happening.

Shoot, I know couples who never got married and still stayed together “for the kids”.

People who don’t drink.... Folks whose religions don’t encourage drinking....people with recovering alcoholics in the family...or are recovering themselves.