This might be a bit too esoteric, even for Deadspin, but here goes.

This is great. Who is next to tempt NBA fate after Burneko and Ratto?

Preview screenings are often overbooked to ensure that there is a full house.  

No, that was Carmelo and basketball. 

Are you familiar with James Reavis, the “Baron” of Arizona? 

Pillars, even?

have you met the USS Abraham Lincoln? 

god it’s like starting a land war in asia

the paper bag would indicate either: (1) intent behind the flaming dogshit or (2) a desire to protect one’s shoes.

I am giving myself a 10/10, thankyouverymuch. 

He said grammatically correct, you fauxser.

As with so many Canadian endeavors, today’s match was incredibly boring.

Union guy here. I’m in a federal union that represents regular workers and also represents some federal law enforcement folks. I entered into my union involvement as anti-law enforcement unions. After a couple of years, my views have become more nuanced: law enforcement unions have gone up their own asses in…

It’s like the Alameda Sheriff’s office knows they fucked up by stepping in shit outside their high school girlfriend’s house before prom but their only recourse is to douse their shoe in manure, light it on fire, and then knock on the door. 

Concussed? The scared ass-honky* somehow got a concussion from getting red-faced cause a black boyah didn’t respectah hissah authoritaaay?



* I put my hyphens where they belong.

That is a really great idea.  

the midwest emo one sounds a bit like Braid.  good job kid. 

How is this different from the Bad Lip Reading series?   Would folks have to actually read the damn speech along with Trump? 

Draymond’s wild swinging of his legs after a transition dunk looked like a direct effort to knock Lowry’s (I think it was Lowry’s) head clean off.

Also, there was a play later where Draymond (it must have been Draymond) had his leg on Lowry’s shoulder.

I’m a Wizards fan and had no dog in last night’s fight, but Toronto…

Pope Thrower is a good horse name.  I would wager my meager wages on a horse named Pope Thrower. 

He put up a perfectly fine 11*-8-7-2-2 line that wouldn’t look all that out of place in a box score next to Thomas Bryant’s name.