“But mommmmm, there were good Germans, too!”  

and the cops tried the bullshit “they got a call about an argument.”  Someone needs to FOIA that shit. 

So you’re saying it could have been a jimmy hat joke.

is this a jimmy hat joke? 

That’d be great.  It wouldn’t fit your scene, but “we’ll meet again...” would be a heluva song to play at some point at the end, but I’m sure we’ll get some overwrought big score for the credits.  

Cask & Hickory or wherever the fuck...

“shoved a finger in their eye up to the second knuckle.”

Really thought you meant Varys for a sec.

and we’ll all be bawling in the aisles

Heyo, Let’s Remember Some Buildings.

You’ll put your eye out, kid.

A Texas Ranger: Enter the Dragon edition.

The most important one, both because of his centrality to what Boston does on the court and because he spent the past five months leaping unprompted in front of every microphone and camera on planet earth to petulantly insist that what he truly wants is for everyone to stop paying attention to him, is Kyrie Irving.

Sounds like you’re in NW DC.  

Hide Your Kids, Hide Your Wi-Fi

But what if he were a launcher of popes but also a man of the cloth?  Riddle me that, buster. 

They control the White House, the Supreme Court, the Senate, and the majority of governorships and state legislatures.  They are winning. 

This is so stupid because Inhofe knows (at least I really hope so) it’s b.s. and is just playing to his base, who don’t know it’s b.s.

The award for stupidest thing said in Congress goes to Rep. Hank Johnson, who was concerned that the island of Guam would become overpopulated and then capsize.

I like to think of Pope Thrower not as someone who throws popes but as someone who has the title pope.