I recently went to a wedding in Charleston, SC that was at first noted as “black tie optional” and then the invitation said “BLACK TIE” in bold. So I dressed appropriately, only to find that at least half of attendees did not abide by the dress code. Even the groom did not strictly abide by it.

As someone who was once part of a similar insurrection against arrogant, incompetent, and condescending management, I want to applaud all of y’all for today’s showing. I’m sure you’re simultaneously enjoying the fun of mutiny while also understanding the risk. Please also know how much it means to us here in the feebl…

Something something, all chaps are assless, else they’d be pants, something something.

“Stick to Sports” and sacrificing the commentariat experience for burdensome ads is just straight-up misunderstanding the business you are ostensibly managing.  

I see you guys are on strike, and we’re here for you.

If Deadspin sticks to sports, I’m leaving. I know I have no clout here, but I can get sports news and content anywhere. I come here (first and most often when I’m on the internet) because it’s more than sports. This includes wedding dress codes, pumpkin stealing, Canadian Horton’s poopers, stories about injuries, and…

pssshhh its not even that big

I don’t really have skin in the autoplay video game - I keep the media volume permanently on mute on my phone because I know there’s shit out there trying to catch me out no matter which site I’m on (even the non-porn ones). But seriously, I’ve seen sooo many complaints about it. Please can you sort it out before more…

And suddenly Brett Kavanaugh is conflicted over who to root for. 

He's actually standing in this picture. 

I saw a Sixers one in Goodwill once and even for me it was clear that I could not buy it. It was too big, but it was the equivalent of bringing home a Chucky.

Maybe he should have disguised it as a United States Treasury bond.

Eh, it ain’t wrong from where I sit. If war means even a modest slowing of the steady stream of cheap shit/streaming services/breads and circuses, it ain’t happening.

On an International flight there are probably enough toilets in your class to accommodate you.

The 1960s had Oscar Romero

Only the best March. People are saying it. Smart People.

Which is a perfect reason to use it en masse.

The only things he values in life are the things he can use for personal advancement. It is a zero-sum appraisal, too — something either has value (I can use this for my benefit) or no value (I cannot use this).

I can’t be the only one who read this in Danny Devito’s voice.

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