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All I have to say is don’t even bother with Kane & Lynch 2. Not worth the bandwidth...
but it made possible one of the funniest zero punctuation review!
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Even the slimy invertebrates are recoiling in horror and disgust
In the back of your mind, you probably realize that nature documentaries aren’t literally nonfiction depictions of…
Apologize to the adorable snek.
Owner: It just drove itself in there!
I messed up and now I get sent a carton of Mac and Cheese every time someone rings the doorbell.
No love for the Kookaburra? They’re at least less likely to kill you than a Cockatoo, who can be nasty buggers at times. Plus, kookaburras are fucking loyal. We once rescued a kookaburra, and its entire family—eventually three generations—started coming to our house for lamb every morning and evening. We tried…
I did this as a kid and I still don’t sit down and write like I should. No answer for not doing it except to do it.
“Never engage in a land war in Asia.”
You’re just going to shoot your eye out.
4. You’re spending all damn day reading Lifehacker again.
There’s a similar Chinese analogy, associated with gung fu tea preparation. “Shrimp eyes” is the pre-simmering temparature, with bubbles the size of...shrimp eyes. “Crab eyes” or “fish eyes” is simmering. “Dragon eyes” is a full boil.
shops need dogs
Garages are often hurting for space, and it’s not unusual for them to become storage units, forcing the car to be parked in the driveway.
If you are the type that moves the couch out to the front porch then I guess moving a hammock inside seems like then next logical step.
Two birds, one stone!
You forgot the icepack to be placed on contusions where the cool kids punched you in the arm.