Wait wait wait waaaaiiiiiit a minute. Two things of import are glossed over here:

I am a more or less life long vegetarian and am...a little surprised by these findings. Not like I stink or anything, but the flatulence from eating lots of legumes and green veggies and dairy (for non vegans) is real.

That’s an unusual place to keep them.

My wife and I eat keto and we smell amazing all the time, my bloodwork is so good the doctors thought I cheated, and my penis grew an inch longer. 

Deflatebate???

Yeah! What IS the difference between 17 and 18?

The story you just said isn’t getting play was the top story on NPR this morning. But nice try.

Not to change the subject, but I’d like to point out that everyone and especially the writers on this site blasted Boeheim for saying Tyler Ennis “wasn’t ready for the NBA” after he declared for the draft. 4 years later, could anyone enlighten me as to how his NBA career is going?

Next time we could all do well to wait until facts come out before rushing to judgement. Facts are important. 

“I would never be brave enough to do what Jussie did. He put his personal freedom at stake and shined a light into some dark corners that need cleaning. In a way, I’m proud of him. Because it doesn’t necessarily matter that this event didn’t happen. It matters that it could happen. That’s the real issue here. So good…

He turned himself in. Turns out being an asshole nosy neighbor isn't illegal.

BUT WHAT ABOUT THIS TOTALLY UNRELATED THING

Well, it didn’t take long for his apologists to slither out into the light.

So you still hope they find Nicole’s killer? 

Yes. The PD has all kinds of time to frame a b list actor 🤔

It’s possible they didn’t know there would be an actual police report. Maybe thought he was gonna take some pictures and say he got beat up sans police report.

Or, you could die.

Regarding PSLF, this statement

What the actual fuck if this shit is true. Like why fake it? Is it for attention? To prove a point? I hope to God this shit isn’t true because this shit is actually happening to people on a daily basis and no one is hearing about it. But then for the people that think there is some bullshit on the part of the…

Jussie,Jussie,Jussie ! The fuck you doing man ?!